# What in the blue fuck will it take?!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-blue-fuck-will-it-take/389597>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 26, 2007, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-blue-fuck-will-it-take/389597 "2007-01-26T18:20:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-blue-fuck-will-it-take/389597/41 "2007-01-28T20:02:57Z")

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It’s all cyclical. Nothing dies on the internet. Shames me to say my cousin, a chemical engineer for 3M, is the worse culprit in our family tree. An incredibly intelligent person who sent us an email a couple months ago about how the government is going to tax email like normal mail. Hello fucking 10 years ago. Christmas of '05, he shows me a picture of Columbia exploding in space which was supposedly taken by Mir. I look at him in disbelief, “That’s the opening scene from the movie Armageddon.”.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-blue-fuck-will-it-take/389597/42 "2007-01-28T20:13:12Z")

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Sure, Snopes is a fun link to send, but whenever possible I try to include something, from the [Master](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/index.html). After all, isn’t that why we’re here - to fight ignoramus’s?

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**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-blue-fuck-will-it-take/389597/43 "2007-01-29T02:00:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Sarahfeena]  
It has nothing to do with education, as far as I can tell. My mom has a frickin’ PhD, for God’s sake, and she passes along the fake e-mails ALL THE TIME. My sister has made it her mission to look the stuff up on Snopes and debunk them for mom’s benefit, but I just delete…it’s not worth it.  
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Hmm. Is it possible that Mommie Dearest is _so_ smart she sends this stuff out just because she likes to get the attention back? It’s a little bit dysfunctional, but stranger things have happened.

Regarding the rest, a committment to absolute truth is not a universal ideal. In fact, it’s less common than random superstitions are. The world is so full of ignorant fools that we are all related to at least one, if not many.

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**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-blue-fuck-will-it-take/389597/44 "2007-01-29T03:20:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Lizard]  
Hmm. Is it possible that Mommie Dearest is _so_ smart she sends this stuff out just because she likes to get the attention back? It’s a little bit dysfunctional, but stranger things have happened.  
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It’s a good theory, but as loony as Mom is, that isn’t really something she would do. She’s usually more interested in getting us to leave her alone than trying to get our attention. 😉

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**Author:** ![David\_Simmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de053/32.png) [@David\_Simmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_Simmons)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2007, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-blue-fuck-will-it-take/389597/45 "2007-01-29T04:27:38Z")

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[QUOTE=silenus]  
Not much. My folks have more education than most (Master’s plus, the both of them) yet they were still Republicans. 😃  
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You tryin to ruin my day?

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