# What in the hell . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2002, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832 "2002-09-20T16:34:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/1 "2002-09-20T16:34:37Z")
. . . is a goin’ on in here? What’re alla you people doin’? And, even though I probably _don’t_ wanna know, why? Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/2 "2002-09-20T16:41:30Z")
You don’t want to know. We’d have to kill you if we told you. The hamsters aren’t up to handling a story that long. Yeah. CJ ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/3 "2002-09-20T16:46:42Z")
It was like that when I got here! ---
**Author:** ![GKW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@GKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GKW)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/4 "2002-09-20T16:48:25Z")
1. It wasn’t me 2. Going to hell in a handbasket 3. Because we can 4. {sigh} Typical male ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/5 "2002-09-20T16:54:23Z")
Oh, not much goin’ on here at all! What all _you_ been doin’, honey? {wink, wink} ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/6 "2002-09-20T19:52:30Z")
Quit flirtin’ with my man, **Silky**. I might hafta bite you. **OncleBiere** , comment ca va? I meese you, my leetle love bug. ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/7 "2002-09-20T20:22:20Z")
Sorry 'bout that. It won’t happen again. ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/8 "2002-09-20T20:25:10Z")
On the advice of counsel, I invoke my Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/9 "2002-09-20T20:38:28Z")
I didn’t do it, you can’t prove anything, I wasn’t even there. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/10 "2002-09-21T00:50:11Z")
[German Officer] I’m innocent, I was only following orders! [/German Officer] ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/11 "2002-09-21T01:25:34Z")
If you don’t know after almost 7,000 posts, there’s no hope for the rest of us. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/12 "2002-09-21T02:10:47Z")
I was just standing here, minding my own business. I didn’t see anything. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Guy)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/13 "2002-09-21T02:27:46Z")
:Sticks a twenty in **UncleBeer** ’s breast pocket: Hey, you didn’t see nuthin’. Goddit? ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/14 "2002-09-21T02:52:39Z")
Nuthin. And anyway _they_ stated it. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/15 "2002-09-21T03:04:54Z")
_12:34 P.M._ Unc. Did you just wake up, or did you get an early start?:eek: ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/16 "2002-09-21T03:10:55Z")
I definitely took a wrong turn somewhere… ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/17 "2002-09-21T04:57:34Z")
You should have made a left turn at GD, then proceeded two miles until you got to where the red barn was before it burned down. There you should have turned left. When you passed the dog sleeping by the side of the road, then you should have made a right at the next crossroad. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/18 "2002-09-21T05:04:36Z")
::Evil Laughter:: MUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Now my 80 foot duck robots will rule all!!! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/19 "2002-09-21T05:13:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dwyr \* > \*\*I definitely took a wrong turn somewhere… \*\* Albuquerque ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/20 "2002-09-21T05:22:59Z")
Cheezit, the cops! Everybody amscray! Who, _me_? [sub] **Arden** : BWAHAHAHAHA![/sub] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832.md?page=2)