# What in the hell . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2002, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832 "2002-09-20T16:34:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/21 "2002-09-21T05:27:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\* > > Albuquerque \*\* That’s it! Stupid map. I shoulda stayed in bed. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/22 "2002-09-21T05:31:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dwyr \* > \*\*I shoulda stayed in bed. \*\* Don’t you mean _stood_ in bed? :p;) ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/23 "2002-09-21T05:36:46Z")
😛 Ththththaat’s all Folks! ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/24 "2002-09-21T05:53:32Z")
Look, we talked about this. What we do in here with the ferrets and the scarves and the petunias is our own business. And we told you already, we’re doing this because we ran out of cream cheese a month ago, okay? [sub]Sheesh.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/25 "2002-09-21T07:21:31Z")
I took a wrong turn at Pacoima, and am only now finding my way back. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/26 "2002-09-21T07:58:17Z")
Look, I was hot and I was hungry, that’s all. Now if you’ll quit starin’ and close the door please? You’re letting in a draft. ::shakes the tumbler and rolls a pair of octopi onto the dartboard:: Yes! Thriteen! Woo-hoo! Now I got Blackjack _and_ you owe me Park Place, **Skeezix**. Clean cup, clean cup! Move down, move down, move down!! ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/27 "2002-09-21T08:05:20Z")
I’m lost, can you take me home? ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/28 "2002-09-21T08:28:50Z")
**YOUR’E LOST** , can I take YOU home 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/29 "2002-09-21T12:26:40Z")
I was just waiting on email. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/30 "2002-09-21T12:41:23Z")
Hey! Dis ain’t Pismo Beach! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/31 "2002-09-21T14:23:04Z")
I’m mine I tell ya, all mine! Get back in there! Go Go Go! Mine Mine Mine! Mwahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/32 "2002-09-21T15:05:11Z")
Wait…what…? _Me_? Uh, well, ya see, it started with a yak & an industrial-strength razor… ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/33 "2002-09-21T21:00:34Z")
[Homer Simpson] I was young, I needed the money… who are you to judge me?! :mad: [/Homer Simpson] ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/34 "2002-09-21T21:09:10Z")
It’s not what it looks like. Really it isn’t. I mean, the whip and the handcuffs are just for _show_. ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/35 "2002-09-21T21:10:43Z")
You ain’t seen me, right? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/36 "2002-09-21T22:26:09Z")
Quit pestering me - I’ve been out of town and I haven’t had a chance to tidy up. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to floss. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/37 "2002-09-21T23:56:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*::Evil Laughter:: MUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! > > Now my 80 foot duck robots will rule all!!! \*\* You realize of course you’ll have to pass that by the union. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/38 "2002-09-22T01:04:43Z")
[cop voice] Move along please. Nothing to see here. [/cop voice] ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2002, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/39 "2002-09-22T05:39:14Z")
We’re waiting for **jarbabyj** to get here with the [banana pudding](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=135882). ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832/40 "2002-09-22T05:42:03Z")
:: hands Park Place and Cthulu Manor to **Horseflesh** :: Look, man, we gotta stop using things with tentacles to play this game. That’s how we ended up with all the ferrets in here in the first place. But if you really _want_ blackjack… \ [sub]Next shooter![/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-hell/128832.md?page=3)