# What in the kitten raping hell? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 16, 2002, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385 "2002-06-16T18:36:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/1 "2002-06-16T18:36:31Z")
Just another day, visit my message boards, visit Something Awful. Scott was doing the update. I’m rarely interested in the update, and usually just read the Awful Link of the Day. I scroll down and look at it. Homoerotic Harry Potter fan fiction. Holy shit. It can’t be that bad, can it? Oh, it can. I read on. A sex scene between two young boys jumped out at me like a handful of bloated ticks. And this story was rated PG. I refuse to even read the R ones. I refuse to post the link here, if you really want to see it, just go to Something Awful and click the Awful Link of the Day. Comments? ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/2 "2002-06-16T18:49:51Z")
Well, I guess Hogwarts really IS a typical British boarding school. d&r ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/3 "2002-06-16T18:50:58Z")
Now, that’s good comedy! ---
**Author:** ![lenin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@lenin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lenin)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/4 "2002-06-16T19:31:09Z")
Great, give the Christian Fundamentalists more ammo for their anti-HP attacks. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/5 "2002-06-16T19:33:44Z")
AAAAAA! FICTION! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/6 "2002-06-16T19:34:28Z")
Homoerotic fan fiction on the internet? Who’d have thought it. (PS try typing ‘slash’ into Google Directory and, if you’re not at work, take a look at the two categories it returns) ---
**Author:** ![Melandry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Melandry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melandry)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/7 "2002-06-16T19:46:16Z")
I misread the title of this thread as ‘Is this the kitten-raping hell?’ I thought you were asking for directions. Sorry, carry on. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/8 "2002-06-16T20:33:54Z")
As the Latin poet Seneca once remarked, on entering a restaraunt that specialized in battered, deep-fried carnviorous eels: _Oh, tempura, oh, morays_ ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/9 "2002-06-16T20:34:55Z")
[http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/potterfics/draco.html](http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/potterfics/draco.html) Draco and his dad. ---
**Author:** ![Drastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Drastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drastic)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/10 "2002-06-16T20:37:26Z")
I just think it’s awful when Something Awful links to something awful. After typing the above, I could really go for some waffles. Odd. ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/11 "2002-06-16T20:40:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by airdisc \* > **A sex scene between two young boys jumped out at me like a handful of bloated ticks.** Bloated ticks can barely walk, let alone jump. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/12 "2002-06-16T20:41:47Z")
I think I’m with **Drastic** on this one; what did you expect at a site called “Something Awful”? Pictures of fluffy kittens? (Which I _do_ happen to have a link for, if anyone wants to see it.) ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/13 "2002-06-16T21:05:06Z")
Btw, my link was to an MST treatment of an incestual homosexual harry potter fic. It’s hilarious 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/14 "2002-06-16T22:16:52Z")
Oh, my. If Harry Potter slash upsets you so, you do **not** want to see what those rascally slashers have Frodo and Sam, Gimli and Legolas, Gandalf and the Balrog, and Aragorn and Boromir doing with each other… jayjay ("…pointy wizard’s hat…") ---
**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/15 "2002-06-16T22:56:08Z")
Oh dear. Balrog porn. With the whip, no less. ---
**Author:** ![Journeyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@Journeyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Journeyman)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/16 "2002-06-16T23:30:23Z")
Oh, my dear god, I didn’t need that mental image. ---
**Author:** ![Lesath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/df788c/32.png) [@Lesath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lesath)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/17 "2002-06-16T23:39:37Z")
Now there’s incest slash? Dear God! At least Mary Sues are harmless, but this is just plain wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/18 "2002-06-16T23:43:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by featherlou \* > \*\*I think I’m with **Drastic** on this one; what did you expect at a site called “Something Awful”? Pictures of fluffy kittens? (Which I _do_ happen to have a link for, if anyone wants to see it.) \*\* \ Well…I wasn’t going to say anything, but since you actually do _have_ a picture, I think I’d like to see it. I need a picture of fluffy kittens right about now. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/19 "2002-06-16T23:45:20Z")
I propose two theories. If x can be imagined, then someone finds x sexually arousing, and there is probably a reference to it on the internet. I challenge anyone to prove me wrong. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/20 "2002-06-17T00:20:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lesath \* > \*\*Now there’s incest slash? Dear God! At least Mary Sues are harmless, but this is just plain wrong. \*\* Because it’s harmful in some way? If a Harry Potter slash story leapt out of the computer and started striking you over the head with a large mallet, you may have grounds for a lawsuit, at the very least. Otherwise I’m having difficulty picturing it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385.md?page=2)