# What in the kitten raping hell? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 16, 2002, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385 "2002-06-16T18:36:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/41 "2002-06-17T06:55:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by robertliguori \* > \*\*I propose two theories. If x can be imagined, then someone finds x sexually arousing, and there is probably a reference to it on the internet. I challenge anyone to prove me wrong. \*\* I think you may have inspired me to write a Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd fanfic, just to add a little bestiality into the mix… the sad thing is it probably wouldn’t be the first. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/42 "2002-06-17T07:14:28Z")
I don’t know why, but the Worf/Riker slash strikes me as the most disturbing thing about this thread. _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nenya_Elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/43 "2002-06-17T07:55:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*And yet, I’ve yet to see disembowelments, crucifixions, and meltings with toxic waste in literature get this kind of reaction… \*\* Well, _I_ for one **do** have violently regurgitative responses to the above. Along with finding incest WRONG and weird. But as to the OP, yeah, I’ve encountered HP slash fanfic. Not having read the books themselves I don’t know whether the fics are in character or not; however, the majority of LOTR slash fics I’ve read are not. Tolkien’s characters were never this sex-obsessed. [aside] Why can’t they make Legolas straight for once and give us girls a chance at him? (Wait, never mind, the hetero romance fics are, by and large, horrendous as well. Why the hell did the LOTR fandom have to get overrun with 13-year-old Legolas fangirls??) [/aside] ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/44 "2002-06-17T08:10:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Squish \* > \*\*(Nick/LaCroix, Nick/LaCroix/Vachon, LaCroix/OMC, Kai/HDS, Kai/Prince… \*\* I’d just like to take a moment to compliment your taste in TV programs. Hooray for the SciFi channel! ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/45 "2002-06-17T08:23:04Z")
Foxtrot, Harry Potter, that’s nothing! I’ve also seen Pokemon, Digimon, and Sailor Moon slash. Ewwww. ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/46 "2002-06-17T11:14:25Z")
I believe it might have been a link from this board, I’m not sure, but I once saw Garfield/Pookie. ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/47 "2002-06-17T11:14:35Z")
I believe it might have been a link from this board, I’m not sure, but I once saw a Garfield/Pookie. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/48 "2002-06-17T11:56:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Squish \* > **As a slash fanfic writer (Nick/LaCroix, Nick/LaCroix/Vachon, LaCroix/OMC, Kai/HDS, Kai/Prince…** I gather you have a thing for Nigel Bennet… And I find myself having to agree with the folks that the creepiness of HP slash comes pretty much exclusively from the fact that the characters are 13 in the latest book. (IE, I’d react to Harry/Hermione stuff the same way as Harry/Ron stuff.) ---
**Author:** ![Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nenya_Elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/49 "2002-06-17T12:05:20Z")
_Garfield/Pookie???_ :smack: \ :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/50 "2002-06-17T12:13:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nenya\_Elizabeth \* > \*\*_Garfield/Pookie???_ > > :smack: > > \ > > :smack: \*\* Grab the Kleenex and the hand lotion! [http://www.britslash.co.uk/fiction/losh/lasagna\_pookie.htm](http://www.britslash.co.uk/fiction/losh/lasagna_pookie.htm) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/51 "2002-06-17T12:16:27Z")
> [@](#): > > Sailor Moon slash Oi! _rewind noises_ You are aware that that series was cut brutally (at least one same-sex relationship of each sex, various types of sexual content, etc, before being marketed in English, right? Perhaps it’s not that much of a crisis. ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/52 "2002-06-17T15:35:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dragonblink \* > \*\*I’d just like to take a moment to compliment your taste in TV programs. Hooray for the SciFi channel! \*\* ::bows:: Thank you, thank you. **Tengu** , not for NB, as I don’t know the man. For LaCroix–definitely! 😃 As for Prince…well, who else was I going to slash Kai with–Stanley? (wretchfest maximus!) I don’t know if this is allowed, but here’s my URL: [www.voluptuarium.net](http://www.voluptuarium.net) . So far I have only one story archived under the Cryopod (LEXX); it’s under ‘Homeless Fanfic Shelter’ and is called ‘Once a Slave.’ Kai/HDS. Oh, and about Sailor Moon? ::waves hand frantically in the air ala Horshack:: I knew that! I knew that! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/53 "2002-06-17T21:01:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dragonblink \* > \*\*I’d just like to take a moment to compliment your taste in TV programs. Hooray for the SciFi channel! \*\* So where’s the Teal’c/Hammond and the Kinsey/O’Neal? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/54 "2002-06-18T00:48:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by featherlou \* > \*\*Here you go, **Zoggie**. > [Random kitten generator](http://www.blogjam.com/cute_little_kittens/) \*\* Mostly very nice and cute. [This one](http://www.blogjam.com/cute_little_kittens/0105.jpg), however, is Very Vaguely Creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Syzygy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/55 "2002-06-18T03:03:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jayjay \* > **Oh, my. If Harry Potter slash upsets you so, you do not want to see what those rascally slashers have Frodo and Sam, Gimli and Legolas, Gandalf and the Balrog, and Aragorn and Boromir doing with each other…** Regardless of what you might think, Frodo’s safe. Sam will kill them if they try anything. ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/56 "2002-06-18T11:18:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*Mostly very nice and cute. > > [This one](http://www.blogjam.com/cute_little_kittens/0105.jpg), however, is Very Vaguely Creepy. \*\* That cracks me up…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/57 "2002-06-18T12:03:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*… > [This one](http://www.blogjam.com/cute_little_kittens/0105.jpg), however, is Very Vaguely Creepy. \*\* LOL! That settles it - no more kibbles for the Celyn-cat!!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/58 "2002-06-18T14:31:33Z")
grendel72: That was a very subtle whooshing. By telling us about x (your fanfic), you made a reference to it on the internet. Gotcha! ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/59 "2002-06-22T04:12:05Z")
I was talking about Sailor Moon vs The Overfiend. ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385/60 "2002-06-22T17:30:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Squish \* > \*\*As a slash fanfic writer (Nick/LaCroix, Nick/LaCroix/Vachon, LaCroix/OMC, Kai/HDS, Kai/Prince…er, need I go on? 😉 ) I would _definitely_ argue that the Wrongness of Mary Sues far outweighs any other possible fanfic Wrongness. \*\* What is “Mary Sues” or “Wrongness of Mary Sue”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-in-the-kitten-raping-hell/114385.md?page=4)