Screen name: Cartooniverse
E-mail address : Cartooniverse@aol.com
Password: like six asterisks
Date and time of your last: visit Um, now?
Phone Number: 867-5309
Social Security Number: 90125
Current hobbies: Sculpting, being TubaDiva’s Personal Swain.
Whether you lift your pinkie when drinking tea: I lift my ankle. Do we have a problem with that?
What kind of tea you prefer: Decaf.
Number of lifetime sexual partners: 9
Names of lifetime sexual partners whose names end in vowels: 16
Last known enema: Ask My Mother.
Number of cars you drive: Only one at a time, cupcake.
Number of undrivable cars you own: Zippo.
Number of cars on blocks: Zippo
Number of cars made of Lego blocks: 4
Whether you actually “leggo my eggo”: I do not. Nothing better than a vigorous breakfast battle.
Religion: Jewish
Religious conversion possibilities: Boundless. I love trees.
Donut preference: Bavarian creme or Jelly or Chocolate or-see attached list please.
Known associations with underage philosophers: 2
Size of (or, in the case of women, number of) breasts: PudgyBoy Boobs, just shy of training bra material.
Chemical composition of belly button lint: 22% cotton percale, 64% argyle ( Drool ), 11% peanut butter, 3% Astroglide 
It would also be helpful if members would submit an completely deciphered DNA sample: Here ya go =============
Always glad to be of service.
Cartooniverse