Which is against the rules. 
That’s true…guns are strictly prohibited here on the Straight Dope. You can use a dull soup spoon though. But when you kill yourself or others for flagrant rules violations you have to do so humanely…
-XT
Unless you’re in MPSIMS.
MPSIMS is strictly a no-kill shelter.
Please bring your quarry to the pit for disposal.
However, there is no way to become a 99er.
Except to kill one in single combat.
And eat his brain.
That’s not true. I tried it, and it didn’t work.
Bosda, is this the voice of experience talking?
Which is really a conundrum, because most of the 99ers don’t have one.
Well, truth be told he still defeated me even after I ate his brain. That’s how awesome the 99ers are!
Charter member is for those who arrive fashionably late, but not too late.
Sure there is. Just wait another 88 years…
3.) Hi, Opal!
Unbelievable!
Such lack of practical imagination on a message board devoted to fighting ignorance. And with some being Charter Members, too.
OF COURSE there is a way for a brand new poster to become a Charter Member. No silly time-machine necessary. It’s simple! All you have to do is
start your own gosh-darn message board!
You told us you would say that, sir.
You told us you would say that too, sir.
Huh, I guess I was wrong.
Interestingly, there is no poster (charter, regular or guest) named Charter.
(contemplates name change..)
-C