# What is a "Chick Drink"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 3, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548 "2001-09-03T18:10:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/1 "2001-09-03T18:10:36Z")

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Ok, Dopers…what characteristics define a ‘chick drink’, and what are some examples? I know there’re a lot of varying opinions on this (one friend of mine insists that anything other than a shot-and-a-beer is a chick drink - even a shot or a beer alone), but when somebody says, “chick drink”, what do YOU think of?

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/2 "2001-09-03T18:18:14Z")

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Anything non alcoholic. Jack Chick is a teetotal… Ooops ! not THAT Chick.

[sub]Sorry, my bad[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/3 "2001-09-03T18:19:43Z")

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A cosmopolitan, vodka, triple sec, cran  
wine cooler  
hard lemonade  
Zima  
Smirnoff Ice  
Etc.

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**Author:** ![Studi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Studi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Studi)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/4 "2001-09-03T18:26:59Z")

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Anything that comes with an umbrella, anything pink or red.

Studi

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/5 "2001-09-03T18:27:55Z")

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I define a “chick drink” to be anything that’s sweeter than a Caramello Bar, a few aren’t but you get the idea.

A Butter Baby is an example. Ummm, most men don’t partake in Daquiris (some do but it’s primarily a chick drink.) Those nifty premixed drinks that wishbone mentioned.

Oh and most of them are colorful and pretty.

As a real chick \< snort \> I drink beer. 😉

Oh my favorite “chick drink” is a Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum with RW Knudsen’s Pineapple and Coconut juice. I call it a tech colada because I use a natural sweetened juice and no ice.

Dude drinks tend to be strong alcohol flavored (brandy, martinis, gin and tonic etc…) While many women drink those too, I find most men tend to stay away from the sweet stuff.

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/6 "2001-09-03T18:30:40Z")

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Lemme’ add to that …

- Drinks with funny names, i.e. “Sex on the Beach,” etc.
- Light beer.
- Drinks colored pink or purple.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/7 "2001-09-03T18:40:11Z")

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elmwood, FTR \< giggle \> I drink full flavored beers. My fav being Molson Ice (more bang for your buck) but love a good dark beer once in a while and other hand crafted beers.

I do like fruity beers, a good rasberry ale is definately chick-like but have turned many men onto Frambrosen which is a beer by New Belgium located in Ft. Collins, Colorado. They only brew it in October.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/8 "2001-09-03T18:46:18Z")

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Anyone ever see the Kids in the Hall skit about the “Chick Drink Drunk”?  
This guy got hooked on chick drinks at a party and soon he couldn’t stop drinking them. He’d smuggle a blender into the office closet and hide umbrellas in his desk drawer so he could make a drink on the job.

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**Author:** ![Chas.E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@Chas.E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chas.E)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/9 "2001-09-03T18:55:52Z")

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I always think of an old girlfriend who used to drink Tang and peppermint schnapps.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/10 "2001-09-03T19:18:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by techchick68 \*  
> **most men don’t partake in Daquiris (some do but it’s primarily a chick drink)**

Hell, Ernest HEMINGWAY drank Daiquiris. In between wrassling barracudas, down in Havana and Key West.

Not Strawberry or Mango or Tutti-Frutti ones, but the original…rum, lime juice, and a little sugar.

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**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/11 "2001-09-03T19:35:08Z")

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Most fruity blended drinks kick ass. Plus there is nothing better when eating Mexican food than a Margarita. Piña Coladas, Daqueries, and those funky blended drinks that have kiwi or some other obscure fruit in them are definitely a treat. If I have the extra two dollars to spend I will definitely indulge.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/12 "2001-09-03T19:48:00Z")

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Wishbone,

I don’t know a man (or woman) who drink that don’t like margaritas. I mean the traditional margs anyway. I think because they have a sour quality with the slightest bit of sweetness (very slight) that makes it a universal drink.

Oh and I just thought of another universal drink…while not technically a drink (or is it?) the old jello shots! Very few men and women I know pass on them. Usually they are non-drinkers.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/13 "2001-09-03T20:15:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by techchick68 \*  
> \*\*the old jello shots! Very few men and women I know pass on them. Usually they are non-drinkers.
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> 🙂 \*\*

[Speaking of Jello shots,](http://www.chatnet.com/jellosho/) I was thinking they might be fun to sell at an outdoor festival. I know it’s illegal so, does anyone know what I would need to keep them cold? Does Jello melt when unreferigerated, even if only for a few hours? I was thinking maybe I would make them in Dixie cups and place them gently into a cooler with ice.

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**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/14 "2001-09-03T20:26:52Z")

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Strike that. It’s really stupid to sell alcoholic beverages w/o a license so let’s not get off on the illegal aspect of it and risk having a perfectly harmless thread get locked because I messed up and mentioned something about selling them at an outdoor show. Mea culpa.

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/15 "2001-09-03T20:52:50Z")

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Fruit on a skewer, fruit juice, a crazy straw and an umbrella.

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**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/16 "2001-09-03T21:13:31Z")

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Eggnog.

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**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/17 "2001-09-03T22:07:49Z")

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When I talk about a chick drink, I mean any drink that is designed to hide the taste of the alcohol rather than enhance it. So a real margarita isn’t a chick drink, because it definitely tastes like tequila, but the frozen strawberry kind is a chick drink for sure.

I think some drinks get an unfair rap as a chick drink – a good planter’s punch is a wonderful way to showcase the rum, although the name “punch” seems to push it into the chick drink category.

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/18 "2001-09-03T22:17:25Z")

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Any drink that is either sickly sweet, or of a color that does not appear in nature.

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**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/19 "2001-09-03T22:51:19Z")

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elmwood wrote:

> [@](#):
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> - Drinks with funny names, i.e. “Sex on the Beach,” etc.

True. It’s a little embarrassing for a male to approach the bartender and say, “I’d like a Screaming Orgasm, please.” 😉

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-chick-drink/79548/20 "2001-09-04T03:05:26Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by techchick68 \*  
**I drink full flavored beers. My fav being Molson Ice (more bang for your buck) but love a good dark beer once in a while and other hand crafted beers.**

Marry me.

No? Okay … well, how about shipping a case of Fat Tire and Trappist Ale down to Florida? Elmwood misses Fort Collins beer …

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