# What is a female version of a "cockblock" called? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2015, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587 "2015-03-21T11:56:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/1 "2015-03-21T11:56:21Z")
Suppose it’s a girl who wants to have sex with someone and another person keeps hanging around or interrupting. Obviously she can’t say “Hey, quit being a cock block!” ---
**Author:** ![desertmonk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@desertmonk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/desertmonk)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/2 "2015-03-21T11:59:31Z")
That’s the phrase I use. People understand it so it works. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/3 "2015-03-21T12:07:57Z")
I have heard the term “twat block”. ---
**Author:** ![DataX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DataX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DataX)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/4 "2015-03-21T12:18:45Z")
> [@desertmonk](#): > > That’s the phrase I use. People understand it so it works. And technically it’s still true - unless you are talking about a lesbian relationship. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/5 "2015-03-21T12:31:32Z")
Cunt punt? ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/6 "2015-03-21T12:46:44Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > Cunt punt? I’d submit ‘cunt shunt’, in the sense of shunt meaning _to turn away, to divert_. ---
**Author:** ![DataX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DataX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DataX)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/7 "2015-03-21T12:54:59Z")
Muff stuffer? Cooter Scooter? Human Tampon? Taco Tackler? Snatch Hatch? Socking the Camel Toe? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/8 "2015-03-21T12:58:40Z")
“Third wheel,” though this term didn’t imply that the extra party was doing anything deliberately or with malice. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/9 "2015-03-21T14:12:13Z")
Rachel Feinstein (comedian) offered up “twat smack” in one of her performances. another one I’ve heard (from another comedian I can’t remember) was “beaver dam.” ---
**Author:** ![Silophant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Silophant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silophant)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/10 "2015-03-21T14:20:07Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > another one I’ve heard (from another comedian I can’t remember) was “beaver dam.” Clam dam is the same idea, but retains the power of rhyme. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/11 "2015-03-21T14:47:18Z")
> [@Silophant](#): > > Clam dam is the same idea, but retains the power of rhyme. Clam jam was the one I saw that inspired me to make this topic. I had never heard of it before and wondered if the reliable SDMB could come up with anything better. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/12 "2015-03-21T14:48:41Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > Clam jam was the one I saw that inspired me to make this topic. I had never heard of it before and wondered if the reliable SDMB could come up with anything better. Okay, “Clam Jam” is my official favorite now. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/13 "2015-03-21T15:19:31Z")
Moose knuckle buckle. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/14 "2015-03-21T16:26:12Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > Okay, “Clam Jam” is my official favorite now. I’d see that band. ---
**Author:** ![Melvin\_Munster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a587f6/32.png) [@Melvin\_Munster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melvin_Munster)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/15 "2015-03-21T20:47:04Z")
Taco blocko ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/16 "2015-03-22T03:44:14Z")
Box block, queefer impeder, meat locker blocker, obstruct her baby duct, pull a government shutdown at the grand canyon. Yeah I spent a few minutes at the urban dictionary vagina page. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/17 "2015-03-22T05:13:37Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > I’d see that band. I hear “Clam Jam” makes for a great opening act. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/18 "2015-03-22T14:09:25Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > I hear “Clam Jam” makes for a great opening act. If you can get in. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/19 "2015-03-22T14:56:35Z")
Clam jam on whole wheat toast. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/20 "2015-03-22T14:59:15Z")
Two legged chastity belt. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587.md?page=2)