# What is a female version of a "cockblock" called? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2015, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587 "2015-03-21T11:56:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/21 "2015-03-22T15:27:27Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > I hear “Clam Jam” makes for a great opening act. They have a good mosh pit and some people even like to go backstage. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/22 "2015-03-22T15:54:32Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > I hear “Clam Jam” makes for a great opening act. There’s a big demand for an “all access” pass. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/23 "2015-03-22T16:02:27Z")
Baby daddy deflector? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/24 "2015-03-22T19:46:47Z")
Lip zipper. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/25 "2015-03-23T05:01:48Z")
Pussy plugger Cunt corker Twat stopper ---
**Author:** ![Baffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dec6dc/32.png) [@Baffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baffle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/26 "2015-03-23T05:29:34Z")
It’s always been ‘twat swat’. Clam jam is a distant second… ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/27 "2015-03-23T10:07:18Z")
Gash crash? ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/28 "2015-03-23T12:49:06Z")
Speaking of Clam Jam, I also heard that in reference to an all-female party. When it’s all guys it’s a sausage-fest, when it’s all girls it’s a clam bake ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587/29 "2015-03-24T02:36:54Z")
I like “beaver dam” for this, but I feel as long as a cock would have been involved had the deal been sealed, “cock block” is fine. Of course, by the same token, “beaver dam” works as long as it’s not two dudes, and in the interests of equality I might well be willing to use that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-a-female-version-of-a-cockblock-called/715587.md?page=1)