# What is an "MMP"? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [December 4, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-an-mmp/333987 "2005-12-04T03:54:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-an-mmp/333987/21 "2005-12-07T00:43:32Z")
> [@Dolores Reborn](#): > > What about them?? 😉 > > How 'bout them Longhorns! Who? ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-an-mmp/333987/22 "2005-12-07T00:45:36Z")
> [@Tupug Anachi](#): > > **welby** , at least you can say the Cowboy’s cheerleaders are The. Hottest. Evah! 😉 That’s true, and they’re all MINE. Well, at least all of them on the calendar in my office. The Bucs still have a dorky logo though. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-an-mmp/333987/23 "2005-12-07T01:42:02Z")
> [@Tupug Anachi](#): > > …at least you can say the Cowboy’s cheerleaders are The. Hottest. Evah! 😉 Yeah, but do they ever get caught having hot lesbian sex in a public toilet on a road trip? No? Oh, but they’re still the hottest, huh? Oooooookay… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-an-mmp/333987/24 "2005-12-07T01:58:00Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > Fidelity. Wi-reless Fi-delity. 🙂 > > And I’m glad I got to the bottom of that. I thought something altogether tragic happened to Rue. > > I lurk around the MMP threads, and when they stopped, I started to worry. Turns out, for no good reason at all. > > Good. thank you! - the FIdelity I’d figured out - it was the WI that was haunting me ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-an-mmp/333987/25 "2005-12-07T02:29:42Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > …I lurk around the MMP threads, and when they stopped, I started to worry. Turns out, for no good reason at all. > > Good. They haven’t stopped… **Rue** just isn’t starting them at the moment. [They’re now clearly labeled, though.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=348034) Well, sort of. (See current thread title…) GT ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-an-mmp/333987/26 "2005-12-07T13:26:34Z")
> [@EJsGirl](#): > > Yeah, but do they ever get caught having hot lesbian sex in a public toilet on a road trip? Of course not! Only an idiot would get caught. . . ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-an-mmp/333987/27 "2005-12-07T13:31:33Z")
> [@welby](#): > > The Bucs still have a dorky logo though. Oh, yeah. A big fat blue star is _SOOOO_ twenty-first century. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-an-mmp/333987/28 "2005-12-07T14:04:37Z")
> [@Rue DeDay](#): > > It also keeps a bunch of… delinquents from popping up in other threads and ruining them with mindless hijacks. It keeps us from getting underfoot. Are you talking about me? I _know_ you’re not talking about me. > [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Welby: the old Bucs logo was the dorkiest (dare I say “gayest”?) ever allowed in the NFL. The new one is a huge improvement and decidedly more butch. Probably just in a “bearish” sort of way, but still. No, that award goes to the old Patriots logo. That guy looked like he was just waiting for somebody to come along and, you know, give something to him. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-an-mmp/333987/29 "2005-12-07T14:07:17Z")
> [@welby](#): > > Who? Uh, the University of Texas Longhorns? The Rose Bowl? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-an-mmp/333987/30 "2005-12-07T14:10:32Z")
All I know is my local team (UCF) gets to go to Hawaii for their bowl games so _nyaahhh!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-an-mmp/333987/31 "2005-12-07T14:11:34Z")
game. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-an-mmp/333987/32 "2005-12-07T15:00:08Z")
> [@Dolores Reborn](#): > > Uh, the University of Texas Longhorns? The Rose Bowl? 😉 Oh, the ROSE Bowl! Why didn’t you just _say_ USC? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-an-mmp/333987/33 "2005-12-07T15:51:03Z")
> [@Exgineer](#): > > Are you talking about me? I _know_ you’re not talking about me. No, I’m sure he was talking about _me_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-an-mmp/333987.md?page=1)