# What is extremely common in TV or movies but almost never happens in real life?

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**Created:** [February 6, 2021, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311 "2021-02-06T04:16:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
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The first thing that I thought of were Hollywood style car chases. Obviously car chases are a real thing but I have never seen one that even remotely resembles anything like is in a typical action movie.

ETA: I’m not thinking of sci-fi tropes like time travel or faster than light travel.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/2 "2021-02-06T04:18:05Z")

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People hugging and kissing while the bad guys are in hot pursuit right on their heels.

Finding an open parking space in Manhattan with no trouble.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/3 "2021-02-06T04:22:44Z")

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Not being shot when running from bad guys firing machine guns at you.

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/4 "2021-02-06T04:24:41Z")

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People falling off a building or cliff and managing to hold on with just one hand, ultimately being able to pull themselves back up or having their friend pull them up by one hand. The number of people who could save themselves, or save someone else in this manner, is vanishingly small.

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**Author:** ![TiberiusNeroClaudius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@TiberiusNeroClaudius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TiberiusNeroClaudius)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/5 "2021-02-06T04:33:08Z")

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People who look just like you

No spectator ever stands up in a court room and confesses to committing the crime.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/6 "2021-02-06T04:37:21Z")

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Getting up and walking away when a building has just exploded behind you.

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**Author:** ![steepone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/977dab/32.png) [@steepone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steepone)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/7 "2021-02-06T05:20:46Z")

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bombs in cars, happens all the time in cop shows, but very rare in reality

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**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/8 "2021-02-06T05:22:38Z")

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Shootouts. Specifically cop/criminal shootouts. I know that most cop shows would be pretty dull if there wasn’t a fair amount of fisticuffs and gunplay, but from what I understand, your average season of a cop show far outstrips your average cop’s use of his gun in his _entire_ career, much less a year or two of it.

Plus, that stuff makes the news, and it’s just not that common. If it was TV show common, it wouldn’t be news, much less front page news on every station.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/9 "2021-02-06T05:23:44Z")

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> **[Viewer-Friendly Interface - TV Tropes](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViewerFriendlyInterface)**
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> Any computer interface that is designed to be seen on television, as opposed to actually be useful for the user. Key tenets: All Fonts must be huge, and the resolution must be ridiculously low. This doesn't apply when displaying program code, …

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/10 "2021-02-06T05:38:56Z")

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> [@Nars\_Glinley](#):
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> Getting up and walking away when a building has just exploded behind you.

But don’t turn around and look…  
[“Cool Guys Don’t Look at Explosions”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo)  
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My son and I will often lampoon movie-isms that no one in real life ever does.

My favorite is leaving a room, but pausing halfway through the doorway, turning back and tilting the head meaningfully. Then repeating the last thing you said… for… emphasis.

“Well…” [open door] “I guess that’s just the way the cookie crumbles!”  
[exit, but think better of it] [swivel, tilt head, meaningful stare]  
[get serious]  
“The cookie… crumbles.”

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/11 "2021-02-06T05:44:47Z")

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Doctors who sit by the patient’s bedside waiting for the family, or informing the family of a death or serious illness in the parking lot, or a crowded hallway.

p.s. For that matter, pharmacists who wear those Nehru jacket things.

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/12 "2021-02-06T06:02:22Z")

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_Silver Spoons_ - S1 E7 - “The Great Computer Caper”

Ricky hacks into a secret military computer site and ends up getting into trouble. Very unrealistic for obvious reasons, as for the time this was basically unheard of.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/13 "2021-02-06T06:10:03Z")

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Not so much nowadays, but neighbours just walking in to the house, unannounced, used to be common on TV. Howard Borden would walk into Bob Newhart’s apartment; Marcy and Steve or Jefferson would walk into the Bundy family home on “Married with Children”; and Larry would walk into Jack, Janet, and Chrissy’s (or whoever replaced her) apartment on “Three’s Company.” Nobody knocked or rang the bell, and the door was always unlocked.

No matter how urgent, or non-urgent, the matter is, my neighbours have never tried to just walk into my house or apartment.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/14 "2021-02-06T06:11:56Z")

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> [@bump](#):
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> Shootouts. Specifically cop/criminal shootouts. I know that most cop shows would be pretty dull if there wasn’t a fair amount of fisticuffs and gunplay, but from what I understand, your average season of a cop show far outstrips your average cop’s use of his gun in his _entire_ career, much less a year or two of it.

Yep, my cop buddies used to say that Barney Miller was the most realistic cop show.

The average cop shoots someone or gets in a gunfight about once every 8 years, not once every 8 minutes.

If you drive your car off a incline and it hits the ground from 10 feet up- it is totalled.

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**Author:** ![GreenWyvern](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greenwyvern/32/2834_2.png) [@GreenWyvern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenWyvern)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/15 "2021-02-06T06:30:48Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Not so much nowadays, but neighbours just walking in to the house, unannounced, used to be common on TV.

Kramer!

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/16 "2021-02-06T06:40:37Z")

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Probably not depicted on TV and movies as often these days as it was in the past, but…getting stuck in quicksand.

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/17 "2021-02-06T06:46:32Z")

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Overweight people just don’t exist. It’s like they were wiped off the face of the planet.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/18 "2021-02-06T06:46:35Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> > [@bump](#):
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> > Shootouts. Specifically cop/criminal shootouts. I know that most cop shows would be pretty dull if there wasn’t a fair amount of fisticuffs and gunplay, but from what I understand, your average season of a cop show far outstrips your average cop’s use of his gun in his _entire_ career, much less a year or two of it.
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> Yep, my cop buddies used to say that Barney Miller was the most realistic cop show.
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> The average cop shoots someone or gets in a gunfight about once every 8 years, not once every 8 minutes.
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> If you drive your car off a incline and it hits the ground from 10 feet up- it is totalled.

IIRC, there was a scene in Dragnet where Joe Friday said something to the effect of, “In my career, I’ve pulled my gun twice and fired it once.” Or something like that.

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/19 "2021-02-06T06:46:51Z")

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The concept of a lone-wolf solo commando operative who infiltrates somewhere and kills a bunch of people all by himself. This is basically unheard of in real life, as any such people are trained to work as a team.

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-extremely-common-in-tv-or-movies-but-almost-never-happens-in-real-life/932311/20 "2021-02-06T06:50:01Z")

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Someone doing just one line of coke and then not doing any more for the rest of the day.

People fucking and then buttoning up their clothes right away without any washing up.

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