Did anybody check what was in that tea?!
I can still see her red nails holding up that cup. After a few sips she said that the tea tasted of almonds. It’s the almond cookies, I told her.
The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1976)
WWII movie law: any aircraft in steep descent: crashing, strafing, dive-bombing MUST be equipped with Stuka sirens . No exceptions.
My Great Grandma died leaning back on the couch while my Grandpa gave her a scalp massage. She’s the only family member to beat cousin Buster in the ‘good ways to go’ category.
Have you heard about Matthew McConaughey’s dad? He wins.
He’s listed here, among others who died during sex. Not always the best way to go, albeit there still are worse fates than electrocution via nipple clamps
Would you want to know that was how your father passed? That requires knowing what he was doing at the time and I, for one, don’t want to think about my parents doing that.
Really. I’m also less interested in his wanting to go out that way than I am in his poor wife’s opinion of the whole thing.
yep, I can absolutely positively assure you that my parents never had sex in their whole life.
Hope she was on top.
As far as I am concerned, my brother and I are the product of virgin births.
Do you mean parthenogenesis?
Sure, if you want. Either way, no actual interaction between my parents need be involved.
His mother is quite a character. His parents married divorced each other twice and married each other three times and she was banging Woody Harrelson’s evil hit man dad.
Yeah Stuka sirens are used for stock Stuka footage even after 1940 when IIRC the sirens were taken off because they just gave away the fact a bombing was imminent.
HOWEVER I have heard it said both the SBD Dauntless, F4U Corsair and P-51 Mustang gave us a similar whine in a dive due to the shape of their wings.
“Do you know who I am?”
Delivered by:
Older, rich, entitled woman or
Older, rich, pompous fart gentleman or
Young, self-important, diva/celebrity or
Hot shot businessman/evil character sure to get his later!
I actually fielded one of these in real life a few decades (scores?) ago. Some guy with a two man entourage tried to sit with/move on my girlfriend while I was in the restroom at a club in DC. I was a big dude, elbow/hip checked the buddies and rammed the offender into the end of the booth. He delivered that line - my answer wasn’t eloquent, more Dirty Harry, “I don’t give a shit!” The manager was on the case and my gal defused the situation by saying something like , “We were just leaving, they (the idiots) could have the booth.”
Kinda horrible for his mom, though!
Something like this happened on The Sopranos the other night. Christopher was trying to score some H from a Puerto Rican gang when they jumped him and stole his Suburban.
He used the line “Do you know who I am?” and they didn’t give a shit either. They mugged him real good!
My buddy Michael always talks about how he’s had sex 3 times with his wife. It’s a funny bit, because he has three kids. His kids are all adults now (one with two PhDs!) and they do not like to hear about this.
The Two Ronnies had a bit like that in their “Boring Accountant” sketch:
Three children? So that’s three times you haven’t been boring…