# What is Felching?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 27, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197 "2000-03-27T06:14:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Dr\_Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Love)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/1 "2000-03-27T06:14:00Z")
Dr. Love has heard this but he doesn’t know what it is. Can anyone provide an answer for me?
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Dr Love has the answer
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### Author:  [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/2 "2000-03-27T06:16:00Z")
-gry
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Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/3 "2000-03-27T06:31:00Z")
Yeah, let’s give him the whole nine yards!
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### Author:  [@Dr.Watson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Watson)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/4 "2000-03-27T06:38:00Z")
[members.aol.com/rtdnc17/athol.jpg](http://members.aol.com/rtdnc17/athol.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/5 "2000-03-27T06:42:00Z")
Yeah!
I don’t know what it is either and I can’t see the pic Dr. Watson posted!
Please!
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### Author:  [@Dr.Watson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Watson)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/6 "2000-03-27T06:45:00Z")
Pardon me. That would be:
[http://members.aol.com/rtdnc17/athol.jpg](http://members.aol.com/rtdnc17/athol.jpg)
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### Author:  [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/7 "2000-03-27T06:49:00Z")
SingleDad thinks that people who refer to themselves in the third person are kind of weird.
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If Cecil Adams did not exist, we would be obliged to create Him.
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/8 "2000-03-27T07:29:00Z")
Here, Squirrly, Squirrly, Squirrly…
::Scatters tasty nuts on the floor of the thread::
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Voted **Best Sport**
And narrowly averted the despised moniker **Smiley Master**
Forward deployed until 18AUG00
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### Author:  [@Dr\_Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Love)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/9 "2000-03-27T07:36:00Z")
Dr. Love says, “What’s wrong with third person and how come nobody can answer my question, is this felching thing so good that you people want to keep it a secret, you don’t want to let newcomers in on your fun.”
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Dr Love has the answer
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### Author:  [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/10 "2000-03-27T08:21:00Z")
Tis far too complicated a question for one so young. Actually, if you are old - might be bad for your heart as well. Get 100 posts and ask Uncle Beer. (But you didn’t here that from me.)
And whatever you do, do not try it with a goat.
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“Empty stares from each corner of a shared prison cell . . .” _Pearl Jam_
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### Author:  [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/11 "2000-03-27T08:25:00Z")
Of course I meant “hear”. But it still isn’t me. Really . . . I mean it . . . . . . for real.
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/12 "2000-03-27T09:04:00Z")
Dr. Love, meet Mr. Search Engine.
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/13 "2000-03-27T12:32:00Z")
> [@](#):
>
> Get 100 posts and ask Uncle Beer.
I don’t ever want to see my name associated with this subject again. And I’ll remind you guys, it was Coldfire who had the unnatural fixation on felching, not me.
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### Author:  [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/14 "2000-03-27T12:35:00Z")
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
::Lisa, making a quit exit::
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/15 "2000-03-27T12:43:00Z")
> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by UncleBeer:
> **And I’ll remind you guys, it was Coldfire who had the unnatural fixation on felching, not me.**
[Corleone]_Just when I thought I was out, they pull me **right… back… in…** _[/Corleone]
Awwww CRAP! I never had any fixation on this matter whatsoever. When Sqrl explained it, I joked around with it a bit (especially after he explained Amsterdam has a genuine Felchers Association or something), and I apparently made one joke too many. Now people think I’m obsessed. Hell, I tell blonde jokes all the time, that doesn’t mean I’m obsessed with them.
Wait a minute… 😉
_sigh_
I hate Mondays.
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**Coldfire**
_Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _
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_ **"You know how complex women are"** _
- Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993)
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### Author:  [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/16 "2000-03-27T14:46:00Z")
A topic for FAQ perhaps? 😉
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### Author:  [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/17 "2000-03-27T15:06:00Z")
## Dr. Love is here to help you with all your lovemaking questions. So try not to be shy.
Dr Love has the answer
So much for the all knowing Dr Love.
Listen up, putz. I had a good mind to tell you what felching is, but luckily, you caught me on a good day.
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### Author:  [@Dr\_Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Love)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/18 "2000-03-27T15:12:00Z")
Hey! watch who your calling a putz, your the only putz around here and your totally full of it.
[[question is still left unanswered]]
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Dr Love has the answer
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/19 "2000-03-27T15:12:00Z")
You figure it out, wiseass.
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“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket
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### Author:  [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/20 "2000-03-27T15:15:00Z")
## There are some questions that are better left unaswered. I still haven’t recovered from that particular piece of knowledge :o Keith
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
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