# What is Felching? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197 "2000-03-27T06:14:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/21 "2000-03-27T15:21:00Z")
Ike, In regards to this thread, Coldfire isn’t lapping it up… * * * Voted **Best Sport** And narrowly averted the despised moniker **Smiley Master** Forward deployed until 18AUG00 ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dr\_Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Love)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/22 "2000-03-27T15:23:00Z")
Wow, this is gross–\> I found the answer: After the act of anal intercourse, a homosexual may decide to FELCH their counterpart. This is done by inserting a straw into the anal passage of the recently deflowered fudge-packer, and with a gentle sucking motion using their mouth to extract the semen, blood, and feces out of the ass of this person. The extracted goo is then swished around in the mouth and swallowed with much relish. MMmmmmmm! Delicioso! Give a kiss?!?!? \*I hope you people here dont do this in your spare time. * * * Dr Love has the answer ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/23 "2000-03-27T15:27:00Z")
Dr. Love… I have a question. Have your balls dropped yet? * * * “I’m a rebel, soul rebel. I’m a capturer, soul adventurer” ~Bob Marley [wanna see me?](http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling/elgraplero/me.jpg) Last picture. Thats me on the left. Blue shirt. I dont have the hair colour anymore. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/24 "2000-03-27T15:28:00Z")
Felching is not done with a straw. That is a straight myth that STRAIGHTS perpetuate. They typically think it is pretty gross anyway, so why not make it as gross as possible. HUGS! Sqrl * * * [SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/25 "2000-03-27T15:36:00Z")
Sqrl, but it **does** involve gerbils, right? * * * **Coldfire** _Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _ * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/26 "2000-03-27T16:05:00Z")
Our moron de jour comes back with a snappy: > [@](#): > > Hey! watch who your calling a putz, your the only putz around here and your totally full of it. I’m not equipped to banter with an obvious _master_ of quick wit and sparkling repartee, so I’ll content myself with a lame: Pick up your crayons or no dessert,you stupid, moronic, cretinous, congenitally drooling, idiotic fucking **putz.** * * * ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/27 "2000-03-27T16:23:00Z")
Coldfire, only on weekends and Christian holidays. 😉 Hhehheheh Sqrl * * * [SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html) ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/28 "2000-03-27T16:38:00Z")
Dr Love (Should we put a period after the DR part or not?), asks in almost every forum, & sometimes more than once, to give us his ‘lovemaking’ questions, yet, has to ask us, what is felching? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/29 "2000-03-27T17:33:00Z")
Pardon me for interrupting, and know that I’m only here in the effort to stamp out ignorance… but, I have a _very_ strong suspicion you people are attempting to have a rational discussion with Cyberian 54. **back to lurking** ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/30 "2000-03-28T06:23:00Z")
Tyler has a sixth sense when it comes to this. I’m outta here. I suggest everyone do the same. * * * ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197/31 "2000-03-27T21:03:00Z")
But… but… but… I was going to recommend that “Dr. Love”… **ASK THE GAY GUY!** (Sorry, shameless plug, I’ll behave now…) Esprix, who would have more interesting things to show “Dr. Love” than boring old felching… {heh heh heh} * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-felching/15197.md?page=1)