# What IS "I love the fishes cause they are so delicious" ?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 20, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708 "2010-04-20T02:55:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/1 "2010-04-20T02:55:24Z")

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NOTE: I don’t wanna see it. I think I know enough about it to know that I don’t wanna see it.

Umm, what the heck IS it?

Random bounce around youtube acquainted me with a series of reaction videos. Went looking for the original video to which they were reacting (before coming across comments comparing it to “two girls one cup”). What’s the “it”? Anyone got a link to a verbal descrip?

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**Author:** ![audiobottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@audiobottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audiobottle)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/2 "2010-04-20T02:57:03Z")

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I’m assuming this isn’t the Goldfish snack? Maybe somebody else can dive on the grenade here.

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**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/3 "2010-04-20T02:57:55Z")

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I was gonna say Goldfish snack crackers song, but after reading your post, I guess not this time.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/4 "2010-04-20T02:58:49Z")

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Umm never mind

:eek:

If you think you need to know, contact me backchannel.

::brain bleach::

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**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/5 "2010-04-20T03:21:57Z")

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Uh, does it involve worms?

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**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/6 "2010-04-20T03:28:09Z")

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> [@HazelNutCoffee](#):
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> Uh, does it involve worms?

Dear God. Something worm-like.

Why did I look for it? Why?

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**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/7 "2010-04-20T03:31:38Z")

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This is the first I’ve heard of this. C’mon, let’s not be coy. If someone’s seen it and is worrying about planting horrific mental images, put the description in spoiler boxes.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/8 "2010-04-20T03:36:16Z")

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Isn’t that the song Cat on ‘Red Dwarf’ would sing as he ate goldfish?

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/9 "2010-04-20T03:36:50Z")

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It’s a video. It begins with the insertion of small live sealife into a body cavity that seldom contains specimens of small sealife, then shifts attention to orifices of other body cavities and I did already mention that comments had suggested a similarity to “Two girls one cup”, umm yeah.

My searches brought me to a site that loaded the actual site as a popup and curiosity overruled better judgment. I confess I didn’t watch the whole thing.

[spoiler]  
do not go there. seriously.

ilovethefishes dot com  
 [/spoiler]

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/10 "2010-04-20T08:51:33Z")

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Arrrggghhh!!! Brain bleach!

(Yeah, I know, you warned me.:smack:)

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/11 "2010-04-20T13:52:45Z")

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I went there.

You told me not to. I should have listened.

but, i went there.

I should not have gone there.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/12 "2010-04-20T13:59:57Z")

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You guys are actually scaring me.

I’m not going there.

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/13 "2010-04-20T14:56:32Z")

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> [@BubbaDog](#):
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> You guys are actually scaring me.
> 
> I’m not going there.

I am so proud to say that I have never seen tub girl, two girls one cup, and I only saw a tiny screen shot of goatse, and that was because I clicked a link on this darn board and it was on the side bar.

I will not go to see the fishes. I will not go.

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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/14 "2010-04-20T16:33:28Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> I am so proud to say that I have never seen tub girl, two girls one cup, and I only saw a tiny screen shot of goatse, and that was because I clicked a link on this darn board and it was on the side bar.
> 
> I will not go to see the fishes. I will not go.

I’ve not seen any of them either. Not that it matters because they are all FAKE and nobody will convince me otherwise. Lalalalalalalalalalalal _fingers in ears_ lalalalalalalalal.

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/15 "2010-04-20T17:10:33Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> It’s a video. It begins with the insertion of small live sealife into a body cavity that seldom contains specimens of small sealife, then shifts attention to orifices of other body cavities and I did already mention that comments had suggested a similarity to “Two girls one cup”, umm yeah.
> 
> My searches brought me to a site that loaded the actual site as a popup and curiosity overruled better judgment. I confess I didn’t watch the whole thing.
> 
> [spoiler]  
> do not go there. seriously.
> 
> ilovethefishes dot com  
> [/spoiler]

> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#):
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> I went there.
> 
> You told me not to. I should have listened.
> 
> but, i went there.
> 
> I should not have gone there.

Hey, the fact that the grousome material is OUTSIDE the spoiler box means that any links clicked on INSIDE the spoiler box is _definitely_ your own fault.

(If it was me I would have spoilered the whole thing, that’s enough for me - and I’ve seen tubgirl and 2girls … )

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/16 "2010-04-20T17:18:29Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> Isn’t that the song Cat on ‘Red Dwarf’ would sing as he ate goldfish?

Yeah. Or when he fished for them with his little pocket fishing rod.

I’m going to go through life and die assuming this is what’s being referred to.

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/17 "2010-04-20T18:27:54Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> It’s a video. It begins with the insertion of small live sealife into a body cavity that seldom contains specimens of small sealife, then shifts attention to orifices of other body cavities and I did already mention that comments had suggested a similarity to “Two girls one cup”, umm yeah.
> 
> My searches brought me to a site that loaded the actual site as a popup and curiosity overruled better judgment. I confess I didn’t watch the whole thing.
> 
> [spoiler]  
> do not go there. seriously.
> 
> ilovethefishes dot com  
> [/spoiler]

That was..

Umm..

Disturbing.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/18 "2010-04-20T18:33:32Z")

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Fish.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/19 "2010-04-20T18:51:37Z")

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Someday she’ll tell her husband “not tonight dear, I have a haddock.”

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-i-love-the-fishes-cause-they-are-so-delicious/536708/20 "2010-04-20T18:56:21Z")

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That might pisc him off though, wouldn’t you think?

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