# What is it with men and breasts?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [December 30, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660 "2003-12-30T00:56:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
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### Author:  [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/61 "2004-01-01T23:42:11Z")
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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*
> \*\*I’m attracted to anything that stares at me without blinking. \*\*
You must love cats then.
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### Author:  [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/62 "2004-01-02T00:32:36Z")
Ok, I’d like to clarify my “I think the reason there aren’t a lot of self-declared “Vagina men” is because the female genitalia aren’t readily visible with clothes on. Kind of an “Out of sight, out of mind” thing, I think. Breasts, on the other hand, stick out…can’t miss 'em!” comment.
I do not mean to imply that there aren’t _any_ men/women attracted to “camel toes” and other such clothing-related phenomena, it’s just that the breast “fixation” is more widespread because they are plainly more visible.
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### Author:  [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2004, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/63 "2004-01-02T03:55:30Z")
So are elbows but you don’t generally find very many “elbow men”.
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### Author:  [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/64 "2004-01-02T05:36:15Z")
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> \*Originally posted by blasphmer \*
> \*\*“Nothing can be fina than the taste of Aunt Jemima in the mor-ning.” \*\*
I could have gone my entire life without thinking about Aunt Jemima’s vagina.
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### Author:  [@netscape\_6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/netscape_6)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2004, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/65 "2004-01-02T05:52:54Z")
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> \*Originally posted by presidebt \*
> \*\*I dunno 'bout the rest of you ladies, but I’m not showing my lovely 36 Cs to anyone who isn’t properly and immediately available to take advantage of them. \ \*\*
I can be there in a day.
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### Author:  [@dakravel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dakravel)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2004, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/66 "2004-01-02T13:16:44Z")
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> I guess what I’d enjoy most of all would be if everybody that had big beautiful breasts wanted me to play with them, and there wasn’t any reason I shouldn’t. But given that that’s not going to happen, I wish this appreciation I have was something I could just be rid of.
I know exactly how you feel, I’m the same way :p. A fine pair of breasts will keep me wanting to see more, it’s very distracting.
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### Author:  [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/67 "2004-01-02T14:22:20Z")
I like the way they look under a tight t-shirt.
I like the way they feel when I lay my head on them after making love to my wife.
I like they way they curve and swell. I like women with curves.
I like the mystery that is the valley of a woman’s cleavage. So damn seductive.
Hell, man, they’re part of what makes a woman a womam - what’s not to like?
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### Author:  [@blasphmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blasphmer)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/68 "2004-01-02T17:16:54Z")
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> \*Originally posted by AHunter3 \*
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> Actually, it isn’t the “camel toe”, it’s the V that does it.
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> I might like breasts, I don’t know. They kind of get lost in there between the face and the nice little V shape. \*\*
Err, the V is the vagina which is the camel toe. I didn’t mean the breast cleavage. But there is another point to the discussion: For years low cut shirts have offered a glimmer of view of da boobies and lately the new lowcut, tight pants craze has offered us some sweet lady asscrack or at least more definition of the curves. So being a breast or assman means you get a little voyeristic peekaboo from time to time. Cameltoe men get really nothing of the sort.
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### Author:  [@blasphmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blasphmer)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/69 "2004-01-02T17:31:38Z")
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> \*Originally posted by presidebt \*
> \*\*I dunno 'bout the rest of you ladies, but I’m not showing my lovely 36 Cs to anyone who isn’t properly and immediately available to take advantage of them. \
Heyyy Michigan’s right next door to the ohio river and i’ve been celibate so long I forget what breasts look like. Care to remind me;)
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### Author:  [@zephyrine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zephyrine)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/70 "2004-01-02T19:04:28Z")
…camel toes…
Now _that’s_ an erotic term.
Not.
I’m keeping it ALL covered up from now on, just in case someone’s getting off on my camel toes.
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### Author:  [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/71 "2004-01-02T19:07:28Z")
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> \*Originally posted by zephyrine \*
> \*\*…camel toes…
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> Now _that’s_ an erotic term.
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> Not.
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> I’m keeping it ALL covered up from now on, just in case someone’s getting off on my camel toes. \*\*
AKA Moose Lip, an equally erotic term
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### Author:  [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/72 "2004-01-02T19:41:45Z")
**blasphemer** :
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> Err, the V is the vagina which is the camel toe. I didn’t mean the breast cleavage.
Umm, not as I meant it. And I certainly didn’t mean the breast cleavage either. I’m talking about the V shape. Not “camel toe”. The v shape that females but not males get in the crotch of the pants. Ideally surrounded by swell of hip with abdomen above and legs below, but the v in the center is the center of attention. “Camel toe” is more of a w than a v and you only see that when the pants are painfully tight (and I dont’ find that sexy).
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### Author:  [@SlowMindThinking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlowMindThinking)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2004, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/73 "2004-01-02T22:58:03Z")
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> \*Originally posted by congodwarf \*
> \*\*…My real 38DD’s drive me insane. … \*\*
I doubt you’re the only one you know they drive insane! 😃
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### Author:  [@blasphmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blasphmer)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2004, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/74 "2004-01-03T03:57:57Z")
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> \*Originally posted by AHunter3 \*
> \*\ ***blasphemer** :
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> Umm, not as I meant it. And I certainly didn’t mean the breast cleavage either. I’m talking about the V shape. Not “camel toe”. The v shape that females but not males get in the crotch of the pants. \*\*
Oh I get you now. Yeah that’s a beautiful thing.
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### Author:  [@nitroglycerine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitroglycerine)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/75 "2004-01-03T20:10:37Z")
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> \*Originally posted by zephyrine \*
> \*\*…camel toes…
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> Now _that’s_ an erotic term.
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> Not.
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> I’m keeping it ALL covered up from now on, just in case someone’s getting off on my camel toes. \*\*
WOW! You have more than one camel toe? :eek:
Jon
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### Author:  [@zephyrine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zephyrine)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-men-and-breasts/221660/76 "2004-01-03T20:47:51Z")
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> \*Originally posted by nitroglycerine \*
> \*\*WOW! You have more than one camel toe? :eek:
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> Jon \*\*
Hah! You will NEVER KNOW because from now on I’m keeping it/them under wraps!😉
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