# What is it with the WONJCT? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 8, 2009, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-the-wonjct/492359 "2009-04-08T04:43:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-the-wonjct/492359/41 "2009-04-09T02:03:06Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > There’s no arguing with that. Yes, there is. Pibbit pibbit thip a _foon_. So there. Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-the-wonjct/492359/42 "2009-04-09T02:09:56Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > Dude, has that always been you user name? I could have sworn you were **Tapioca Dexatrim**. My user name has always been an anagram of Shub-Niggurath (using non-Euclidean geomancy, of course). ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-the-wonjct/492359/43 "2009-04-09T02:51:52Z")
> [@Rysdad](#): > > Yes, there is. > > Pibbit pibbit thip a _foon_. Oh, well, if you’re going to get all technical about things, sure. > [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > My user name has always been an anagram of Shub-Niggurath (using non-Euclidean geomancy, of course). Well, frell me dead. I would have bet money. Learn something new every day, I do. ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-the-wonjct/492359/44 "2009-04-09T03:54:33Z")
NASA never landed on the Moon. That was all filmed at a FEMA detention camp the day Marilyn Monroe shot JFK. Jackie’s ‘Code Pink’ outfit that day was the signal. Everybody knows that. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-the-wonjct/492359/45 "2009-04-09T04:25:18Z")
> [@Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](#): > > I think you are posting in the wrong thread? I think I’m not? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-the-wonjct/492359/46 "2009-04-09T04:39:06Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > He’s on his own when it comes to Michelle’s dresses, though. Well, of course, that’s the only time he can get away with it without the media seeing. _ducks & runs_ ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-the-wonjct/492359/47 "2009-04-09T04:41:29Z")
On the other hand, Alex Jones should totally have a private jet called the WONKJET. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-the-wonjct/492359/48 "2009-04-09T12:23:14Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > My user name has always been an anagram of Shub-Niggurath (using non-Euclidean geomancy, of course). But the interstellar conspiracy is even laid bare, hiding in plain sight of the ancient roman orthography. That’s right, your username is also an anagram of “Ia! Ia! Ctrex Ptdon!” ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-the-wonjct/492359/49 "2009-04-10T03:23:14Z")
> [@](#): > > Obama is continuing the process of transforming America into something that resembles Nazi Germany, with forced National Service, domestic civilian spies, warrantless wiretaps, the destruction of the Second Amendment, FEMA camps and Martial Law. > Obama’s handlers are openly announcing the creation of a new Bank of the World that will dominate every nation on earth through carbon taxes and military force. > International bankers purposefully engineered the worldwide financial meltdown to bankrupt the nations of the planet and bring in World Government. > Obama plans to loot the middle class, destroy pensions and federalize the states so that the population is completely dependent on the Central Government. > The Elite are using Obama to pacify the public so they can usher in the North American Union by stealth, launch a new Cold War and continue the occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan. > The information contained in this film is vital to the future of the Republic and to freedom worldwide. President Barack Obama is only the tool of a larger agenda. Until all are made aware, humanity will remain captive to the masters of the New World Order. But of course! It just makes sense. I mean, think about it. Who better to choose way back in 1961 as your eventual puppet president than a mixed-race son of an 18 year-old white woman from Kansas and a Kenyan national – a child given the highly presidential name of Barack Hussein Obama. Open your eyes, people!!! ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-the-wonjct/492359/50 "2009-04-10T03:59:02Z")
> [@pricciar](#): > > The thing I love about abbreviations is how much clearer they make everything! Don’t you mean, TTILAAIHMCTME. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-the-wonjct/492359/51 "2009-04-10T04:49:02Z")
> [@Kozmik](#): > > Don’t you mean, TTILAAIHMCTME. 😃 Shortened: AMEC (Abbreviations Make Everything Clearer) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-it-with-the-wonjct/492359.md?page=2)