# What is "MST3King"???

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 15, 2002, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905 "2002-12-15T16:40:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jenex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71e660/32.png) [@jenex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jenex)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/41 "2002-12-17T06:19:56Z")

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\<different Paul\> Hey Kathy, look!  
\<Mike as the different Paul\> It’s that tissue I just threw! Hey, hi tissue!  
\<Mike as Paul\> I’m going to forage for tighter pants.

No wonder I can’t get a date…

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/42 "2002-12-17T08:48:02Z")

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[MST3K analysis of Jack Chick tract](http://www.fecundity.com/cgi-bin/darkdung.pl?page=1).

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**Author:** ![alexandria2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f1d935/32.png) [@alexandria2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alexandria2000)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/43 "2002-12-17T16:35:42Z")

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Aie, MITCHELL!

I particularly loved the despairing wail of “BABY OIL? NOOOO!” by them during that oh-so-awful love scene.

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**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/44 "2002-12-17T18:42:23Z")

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**Kwyjibo** , it should also be noted that any thread that has “MST3K” in its subject line will receive a ton of responses from MST3K fans quoting quips from the show 😛

My personal favorite episode was **Hercules and the Captive Women** :

“The lepers are revolting!” “Boy, I’ll say.”

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/45 "2002-12-17T19:14:41Z")

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You know, after reading that long post above, I suddenly remembered that I have seen the Space Mutiny episode and it was hysterical.

Wish I could see this show more often. I think my fave was Santa Claus vs. Mars.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/46 "2002-12-17T19:48:17Z")

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My fave MST3K line of all time:

From _Marooned_

Gregory Peck looks at a NASA console, runs his hands thru his hair, looks around furtively

And Crow says, “Scout? Scout?”

* * *

Another good one, from one of the Gamara’s

An atomic bomb explodes, cut to stock footage of atomic bomb tests

Crow says, “Pretty!”

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/47 "2002-12-18T03:27:35Z")

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My favorite a-bomb blast scene was at the end of Ed Wood’s immortal classic, _Bride of the Monster_.

Bela Lugosi is “eaten” by a giant octopus, and then, suddenly, for no reason whatsoever, they cut to a scene of an atomic bomb mushroom cloud. (?!?)

To which Tom Servo quips: “Wow, that was one unstable octopus!”

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/48 "2002-12-18T14:27:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Banger \*  
> **Kwyjibo, it should also be noted that any thread that has “MST3K” in its subject line will receive a ton of responses from MST3K fans quoting quips from the show 😛**

That wasn’t my intention, but I am now wise to that. 🙂

For what it is worth, I had a little surprise on my desk at work this morning. It was a VHS tape. a MST3K VHS tape!!!  
A coworker heard me asking about “MST3King” and brought his copy of “Mitchell” in. 🙂

When I return tomorrow, I will no longer be a virgin!!! 😃

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**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/49 "2002-12-18T15:20:13Z")

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(Pod People)

Trumpy, you can do STUPID magic!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/50 "2002-12-18T15:32:57Z")

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I know Mike was a writer during the Joel years, so he probably wrote some of Joel’s stuff, but I thought the show changed for the worse when Joel left. He was the best at oddly paced, poorly timed, unusally pithy sarcasm. His oddness actually made the situation he was in funnier. And, his character built the weirdly robots in the first place. “Crow, don’t you ever bring a dark spectre on board again, do you understand me?” “Here, chicky chicky, chicky, chicky…” “HUH?!?”

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**Author:** ![tramp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tramp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tramp)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/51 "2002-12-18T16:30:56Z")

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normal view! NORMAL view! normal VIEW!

NORMAL VIEW!!!

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/52 "2002-12-18T18:55:11Z")

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Which one was that from again?

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/53 "2002-12-18T19:00:00Z")

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Oh, yeah, _This Island Earth._

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**Author:** ![tanstaafl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@tanstaafl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanstaafl)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/54 "2002-12-18T19:36:41Z")

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From _Rocketship X-M_:  
**Tom Servo** : At this point the rocket becomes engorged with spacemen…

From _Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy_:  
**Narrator** : How far can the mind of man penetrate the mysteries of the great beyond?  
**Crow** : Sixteen feet, eight inches: 1936 Olympics.

And, who can forget…

_Rock climbing Joel! Rock climbing!_

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**Author:** ![alexandria2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f1d935/32.png) [@alexandria2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alexandria2000)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/55 "2002-12-18T21:42:30Z")

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I have yet to see the infamous ‘rock climbing!’ episode.

My fiance has it, and he’s not sure whether or not I’m ready for it yet…

After watching the oh-god-this-lasts-forever ‘aircraft fueling’ scene in another MSTed movie, I’m sure I can take it. Bring it on!

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/56 "2002-12-18T22:10:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Hello Again \*  
> \*\*Two Bots!? \<sputtering\> Tom Servo, Crow, **Gypsy** and who could forget **Cambot** our trusty camera-bot?
> 
> Four bots, people, FOUR. \*\*

I can forgive **tracer** for only mentioning Crow and Servo, but his suggestion that they are mere puppets? Blasphemy!

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/57 "2002-12-18T22:29:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by alexandria2000 \*  
> \*\*  
> After watching the oh-god-this-lasts-forever ‘aircraft fueling’ scene in another MSTed movie, I’m sure I can take it. Bring it on! \*\*

Ah, Starfighters. 97% stock fotage, 3% former congressman.  
“yea! the refuling ship likes us! Whoopie!”

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**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/58 "2002-12-18T23:53:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Gorgon Heap \*  
> \*\*You know, after reading that long post above, I suddenly remembered that I have seen the Space Mutiny episode and it was hysterical.
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> Wish I could see this show more often. I think my fave was Santa Claus vs. Mars. \*\*

the [DAP](http://www.dapcentral.org/index.php), for free downloads of MST3K! [820 - Space Mutiny](http://www.dapcentral.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=MasterList2&file=index&show=1&ep=0820&func=detail) is perhaps my very favorite episode. I believe you were referring to [321 - Santa Claus Conquers The Martians](http://www.dapcentral.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=MasterList2&file=index&show=1&ep=0321&func=detail) as your personal favorite episode.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/59 "2002-12-19T00:00:10Z")

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In **tracer’s** defense, he did say the names of the robots who actually watch the movie with Mike/Joel. If you re-read his note you’ll see he was talking about the robots that watch the movie and help him heckle. He didn’t say they were the ONLY robots on the satellite of love. Gypsy and Cambot don’t go into the theatre, only Tom Servo and Crow.

Still deserves some really nasty punishment for calling them puppets though.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-mst3king/142905/60 "2002-12-19T00:14:00Z")

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\<Crow, to credit for ‘Puppet Wranglers’\> Puppet wranglers? There weren’t any puppets in this movie! (MST3K: The Movie)

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