# What is nastier than . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2006, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884 "2006-04-30T23:11:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/1 "2006-04-30T23:11:36Z")
. . . store bought salsa? ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/2 "2006-04-30T23:25:28Z")
Expired store-bought salsa? ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/3 "2006-04-30T23:27:14Z")
Expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours covered in bugs? ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/4 "2006-04-30T23:33:08Z")
Expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours covered in bugs and floating in a bucket of vomit. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/5 "2006-04-30T23:35:49Z")
Someone eating expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours covered in bugs and floating in a bucket of vomit. ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/6 "2006-04-30T23:39:07Z")
A good friend’s homemade salsa. Really, it’s horrible. And nobody has the heart to tell her, so we all just eat it and say nothing. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/7 "2006-04-30T23:41:26Z")
Someone dipping their shit-on-a-stick into the expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours covered in bugs and floating in a bucket of vomit, then eating said shit-on-a-stick. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/8 "2006-05-01T00:00:59Z")
Someone dippig their shit-on-a-stick into the expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours, covered in bugs, and floating in a bucket of vomit, then eating said shit-on-a-stick and thinking it’s delicious–just like Mom used to make. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/9 "2006-05-01T00:05:52Z")
> [@Miss Purl McKnittington](#): > > Someone dippig their shit-on-a-stick into the expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours, covered in bugs, and floating in a bucket of vomit, then eating said shit-on-a-stick and thinking it’s delicious–just like Mom used to make. Someone dipping their shit-on-a-stick into the expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours, covered in bugs, and floating in a bucket of vomit, then eating said shit-on-a-stick and thinking it’s delicious–just like Mom used to vomit. ---
**Author:** ![mrald](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mrald](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrald)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/10 "2006-05-01T00:17:28Z")
The generic store bought salsa? ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/11 "2006-05-01T00:21:15Z")
Someone dipping their shit-on-a-stick into the expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours, covered in bugs, and floating in a bucket of vomit, then eating said shit-on-a-stick and thinking it’s delicious–just like Mom used to vomit, and smacking their lips the whole time. ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/12 "2006-05-01T00:33:28Z")
Taco Bell salsa. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/13 "2006-05-01T00:39:57Z")
> [@congodwarf](#): > > Taco Bell salsa. Why does anyone buy this stuff? Why? I like going to Taco Hell, but I’m not paying store prices for their salsa, dammit. I know it’s bad. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/14 "2006-05-01T01:16:47Z")
> [@congodwarf](#): > > Taco Bell salsa. Ewwww. You win! ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/15 "2006-05-01T01:24:07Z")
Nah, just store bought salsa from Seattle or one of those other crazy states. ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/16 "2006-05-01T01:29:45Z")
> [@asterion](#): > > Nah, just store bought salsa from Seattle or one of those other crazy states. or New York City. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/17 "2006-05-01T01:36:03Z")
> [@hawksgirl](#): > > or New York City. [SIZE=5] NEW YORK CITY!!![/SIZE] ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/18 "2006-05-01T01:38:14Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [SIZE=5] > NEW YORK CITY!!![/SIZE] _in hushed voice_ get the rope… ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/19 "2006-05-01T01:40:05Z")
Just a quick question here, speaking hypothetically, if you were served homemade salsa made in **A** New York city, would that still be as offensive? Not saying I’ve made salsa. Nope. Not saying nothing like that. (whistles) ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884/20 "2006-05-01T01:55:33Z")
Someone dipping their shit-on-a-stick into the expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours, covered in bugs, and floating in a bucket of vomit, then eating said shit-on-a-stick and thinking it’s delicious–just like Mom used to vomit, and smacking their lips the whole time–in a Taco Bell in New York City. Fifteen miles away from New Jersey. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-nastier-than/354884.md?page=2)