# What is Natalie Portman's real last name?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 23, 2002, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-natalie-portmans-real-last-name/99761 "2002-03-23T22:23:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![DxZero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DxZero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DxZero)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-natalie-portmans-real-last-name/99761/61 "2011-02-09T22:43:47Z")

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> [@DataZak](#):
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> I can’t take my eyes off Jimmy Smits’ photo.

That thing will haunt my dreams until the day I die.

He seems like he’d be a tender lover, though. Tender, but insistent. Oh so insistent.

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-natalie-portmans-real-last-name/99761/62 "2011-02-09T23:26:06Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> Compared to Orson Welles, practically goddam **everybody** is anorexic. He probably **still** weighs more than both Hepburn and Portman combined.

Even 25 years after his death. 😛

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-natalie-portmans-real-last-name/99761/63 "2011-03-20T01:02:46Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> As to her allegedly being a bitch… of course, she’s 19 years old and a major movie star. It’d go to my head, too. In ten years she’ll probably be a nicer person.

Well, she’s 29 now. Anyone run into her lately?

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-natalie-portmans-real-last-name/99761/64 "2011-03-20T01:55:52Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Her last name will be Ekers, one day…

Planning to marry her grandmother, are we?

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-natalie-portmans-real-last-name/99761/65 "2011-03-20T02:27:59Z")

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> [@DataZak](#):
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> I can’t take my eyes off Jimmy Smits’ photo.

There was some serious 'fro going on in that school.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-natalie-portmans-real-last-name/99761/66 "2011-03-21T07:55:06Z")

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Zombie Natalie Portman? What kind of zombie are we talking about? I’d be pretty tempted…

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