# What is one name....

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 29, 2002, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058 "2002-09-29T02:46:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![ZooMetropolis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e480ec/32.png) [@ZooMetropolis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZooMetropolis)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058/41 "2002-09-29T23:17:24Z")

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I would like my kids named as Final Fantasy’s characters.

Just imagine it… _Hello **Cloud** , hello **Yuffie** _

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058/42 "2002-09-30T00:44:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mirrored Indigo Shadows \*  
> \*\*Joaquin  
> \*\*

This is my most favorite boy name! I love it. I came to this realization while driving through San Joaquin County, California one time. My boyfriend thinks that this is totally stupid, and moreover, that since I am not Latino, I cannot give my child a Spanish name. I wonder if he’d protest as much if I told him my favorite girl name was Marie - I mean, I’m not of French descent!

Actually, my favorite girl name is snagged from one of our esteemed Dopers, whose real life name is Anjali. But…but…I’m not Indian!

I think I’m only allowed to give my children traditionally Irish or Jewish names. My children will therefore be Yocheved Sioban and Patrick Avraham.

(Uh oh, my eyes rolled so hard they fell out of my head! Good thing I can touch type.)

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> _Originally posted by Obsidian Flutterby_  
> \*\*For a girl: Mara (sorrowing)  
> \*\*

Heh, name her Mara Naomi, and see how many people pick up on the Biblical reference.

Actually, my coworker’s name is Mâra. She’s of Latvian descent, and she told me it’s Latvian for “rose”. The little line over the a doesn’t seem to have any effect on the prononciation of her name. If you give your daughter this name, be prepared for a lifetime of people calling her Myra, though.

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058/43 "2002-09-30T01:43:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mycroft Holmes \*  
> \*\*  
> _Girls:_  
> Aparecida (pronounced ah-pah-ray-SEE-dah)  
> \*\*

You mean like a ghost! :eek: Pretty name choices, anyways.

I like Aurora…or Sofía for a girl.

One of my relatives was named Ramona (first given name), she sort of changed her name, and now officially goes by her other first name.

I got the outlandish composite name in my family.

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**Author:** ![Lab2490](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Lab2490](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lab2490)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058/44 "2002-09-30T02:29:53Z")

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In my youth , My mom and i would talk on forever about what i would really name my kids. Half the time her answer to my names would be " Fuck No!" meaning , I will disown you if you let your kid have that name. I have compiled a list of names that Are names that i should name my kids but cant. Although maybe i could, Middle names are free to my whim…  
Beatrice  
Ramona  
Roberta  
Adelaide  
Minerva  
clemintine  
Lady  
Gwenivere (sp?)  
Alexandria  
Morgain

I have a passion for those camelot sounding names

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**Author:** ![Lab2490](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Lab2490](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lab2490)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058/45 "2002-09-30T02:35:24Z")

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oops .I have a few more…

Dorthia  
Delores  
sasha  
Angelica  
Angel  
Rosemary  
Rose Marie  
Rose

And a few boys names…

Vincenzo  
Frank or Frankie  
Merlin (I stole that one)  
Thomas Joseph  
Arthur  
Lancealot  
Drew  
Oswald … The list goes on and on

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**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058/46 "2002-09-30T10:10:03Z")

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> _Originally posted by KarlGrenze_
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> **Girls:  
> Aparecida (pronounced ah-pah-ray-SEE-dah)  
> You mean like a ghost! Pretty name choices, anyways.**

Actually the name Aparecida comes from ‘Nossa Senhora Aparecida’ and this is the patron saint of Brazil. ‘Nossa Senhora Aparecida’ basically translates to ‘our lady who appeared’. According to the legend, three fishermen found a headless statue, followed by the head in the river Paraíba (in the state São Paulo) in 1717. When they cleaned the statue they saw that it was the Virgin Mary in black.

There is more on the story (in portuguese), along with a picture of the original statue [here](http://www.ositedossantos.hpg.ig.com.br/nsa_aparecida.html).

In fact it was a statue of ‘Nossa Senhora da Conceição’ (which translates to ‘our lady of the immaculate conception’, and this version of Mary is the patron saint of Portugal). The name Conceição (pronounced cone-SAY-sow with a nasal ending) is also a very popular girls name in Brazil, as are some of the other names given to describe the various _versions_ of Mary, such as ‘Soccoro’ (this means ‘help’) and ‘Fátima’ (pronounced fah-CHEE-mah) which comes from ‘Nossa senhora de Fátima’, a statue of the Virgin Mary from the city of Fátima in Portugal.

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**Author:** ![tritone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@tritone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tritone)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058/47 "2002-09-30T14:24:44Z")

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If (and it’s a pretty big if) I ever have kids, I want two little girls. One of them will be called Anna Vivienne, and the other will be Genevieve, and her father can choose her middle name 🙂

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058/48 "2002-09-30T14:29:24Z")

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Linus for a boy (impossible for obvious reasons) and Lyndall for a girl (because _everybody_ would hear it as “Linda”).

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**Author:** ![Morgainelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058/49 "2002-09-30T14:52:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lab2490 \*  
> \*\*  
> Morgain
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> I have a passion for those camelot sounding names \*\*

Why thank you! I’m rather partial to that one too.

I always thought I would name my daughter Hannah Grace. But now all of a sudden Hannah is incredibly popular, so I just didn’t do it (my daughter is almost 2 now). We did go with Grace as a middle name though, since it was my grandmother’s name.

If we had a boy I wanted to name him Andres. For some reason people just freaked out when I told them our “boy’s” name. Just about everyone I told hated it.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058/50 "2002-10-01T11:00:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lab2490 \*  
> \*\*Half the time her answer to my names would be " Fuck No!" \*\*

…therefore creating the humiliating scenario depicted just below 😃

\*\*Kindergarten Teacher on Open House Night: Oh, and whose parents are _you_ ??

You: I’m little FuckNo’s Mom. Nice to meetcha !! \*\*

The poor thing. He’d grow up to be a crooked Senator from New Jersey, or something !! :eek:  
😛

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058/51 "2002-10-01T11:57:47Z")

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Ah yes **brujo**. How I’d enjoy digging out **The Odyssey** and begin naming away. I’d need at least a dozen kids just to begin having fun. But I think little Aggy would be quite pissed off at dead ol’ dad.

From the time I was ~4 till about 15 I was certain I would have sons named Horus and Anubis. It just seemed right. Now they both fail my rule that “Given names must have at least three syllables.”

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058/52 "2002-10-01T12:15:06Z")

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I just remembered, once I was playing the game with a gf discussing names we liked and I tossed out “Soul” and was immediately rejected. I still kinda like it but would never do it.

I would also like to have a bunch of girls named Gwendolyn, Gwenivere, Gwenifer, Gwyneth and a few others that I could think up.

Well, at the very least when I’m old and grey I can adopt a hoarde of cats and have names all ready for them.  
People with unusual names seem to either revel in them and their uniqueness or revile them and their oddity. I’ve always been the former. My sister (Shenandoah) was the later until highschool then she became the former. It’s a shame so many people feel the later.

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**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058/53 "2002-10-01T13:00:16Z")

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Though it’s already been mentioned…Ophelia. I actually suggested this when Ms. Apotheosis and I were seeking names for the li’l 'un.

It had never occurred to me what sorta living hell other kids would make her life with a name like “oh-FEEL-ya.”

Color me dumbass. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058/54 "2002-10-01T20:24:43Z")

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I thought Anubis had 3 syllables…

And Andrés is a pretty name!

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-name/130058/55 "2002-10-02T04:02:31Z")

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Hmm, it does. But then Horus was first born so I wouldn’t want to jump right into Anubis. And Horus is a name just filled with unfortunate potential.

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