# What is one thing that will make you open a thread?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 21, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-thing-that-will-make-you-open-a-thread/256178 "2004-07-21T14:06:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-thing-that-will-make-you-open-a-thread/256178/21 "2004-07-22T20:12:32Z")

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Anything TMI. **Anything**.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-thing-that-will-make-you-open-a-thread/256178/22 "2004-07-22T20:17:51Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> **Eve** draws me in too.

(blushes prettily)

> [@Bippy the Beardless](#):
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> I’m just waiting for the Coldfire locked thread about Eve and Poly having sex.

(just plain blushes!)

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-thing-that-will-make-you-open-a-thread/256178/23 "2004-07-22T21:27:08Z")

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left click

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-thing-that-will-make-you-open-a-thread/256178/24 "2004-07-23T13:55:21Z")

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I made Eve blush!!!

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-thing-that-will-make-you-open-a-thread/256178/25 "2004-07-23T16:25:43Z")

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I made **Eve** hate me!!! 😉

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-one-thing-that-will-make-you-open-a-thread/256178/26 "2004-07-23T18:04:32Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> If the words “bodacious” or “queef” are in the title then color me enthused, especially if they’re next to each other.

I’d definitely open _that_ thread.

Anything related to San Diego or running (pretty rare) will draw me in. I also read diesel threads, but only because I own one, not because I can actually contribute anything.

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