# What is porn?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-porn/419681>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 19, 2007, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-porn/419681 "2007-09-19T00:37:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-porn/419681/21 "2007-09-19T22:56:25Z")

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Porn is something that Batman really, really likes.  
If he’s prepared.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-porn/419681/22 "2007-09-19T23:03:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]  
Porn is something that Batman really, really likes.  
If he’s prepared.  
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That is such a spectacularly random thing to say! Batman a big porn freak, maybe?

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-porn/419681/23 "2007-09-19T23:06:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Struan]  
That is such a spectacularly random thing to say! Batman a big porn freak, maybe?  
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Are you asking what Batman needs, to be prepared to enjoy porn?  
[ol]  
[li]Champagne[/li][li]Rubbers[/li][li]Catwoman[/li][li]Giving Alfred the night off.[/li][li]Send Robin to the movies.[/li][/ol]

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-porn/419681/24 "2007-09-19T23:12:01Z")

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My older sister says that the Food Network is porn for pregnant people.

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-porn/419681/25 "2007-09-19T23:38:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]  
My wife jokingly professes jealousy when I watch Nigella’s show, but I don’t think she’s entirely joking.  
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My wife thinks Nigella is a ho.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-porn/419681/26 "2007-09-19T23:50:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]  
Are you asking what Batman needs, to be prepared to enjoy porn?  
[ol]  
[li]Champagne[/li][li]Rubbers[/li][li]Catwoman[/li][li]Giving Alfred the night off.[/li][li]Send Robin to the movies.[/li][/ol]  
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I don’t think Robin was “sent to the movies”.

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