# What is so hilarious about a little kid's butt?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 8, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-so-hilarious-about-a-little-kids-butt/107856 "2002-05-08T04:29:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-so-hilarious-about-a-little-kids-butt/107856/41 "2002-05-09T15:31:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ashtar \*  
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> Winston Churchill was ugly, too.  
> But he [taught a parrot how to swear.](http://funreports.com/2002/04/26/28072.html) So that’s cool. \*\*

Aw, that’s nothing. My aunt taught her parrot how to swear in German. Now that was cool.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-so-hilarious-about-a-little-kids-butt/107856/42 "2002-05-09T21:57:45Z")

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**Martiju** : What if your friend’s kid pulls her skirt up in front of someone who says, “Do you want a lolly, little girl?..I’ve got something else you can lick!”

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-so-hilarious-about-a-little-kids-butt/107856/43 "2002-05-10T02:21:56Z")

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My friends male cat had the cutest little furry ball’s - like two little black pom pom’s.

then she got them cut off ☹

NB - Cat butts are gross

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-so-hilarious-about-a-little-kids-butt/107856/44 "2002-05-10T05:00:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \*  
> \*\*What if your friend’s kid pulls her skirt up in front of someone who says, “Do you want a lolly, little girl?..I’ve got something else you can lick!” \*\*

You knock him down and call the cops, just like you would any child molester. The child’s behavior is pretty irrelevant to men like that.

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**Author:** ![Martiju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@Martiju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martiju)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-so-hilarious-about-a-little-kids-butt/107856/45 "2002-05-10T11:31:25Z")

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yep - the whole point is that the child is innocent and the adult isn’t!

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-so-hilarious-about-a-little-kids-butt/107856/46 "2002-05-10T11:51:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rysdad \*  
> \*\*I used my son’s butt for bongos. He’d crack up (get it?) when I’d play In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida on his Pampers. \*\*

You put the Pampers on **FIRST???**. ( **Y** ) \<------Certified Man-Cub Set Of Drums !!!

Oh. Oops. :eek:  
😛

Cartooniverse

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