# What is the appeal of "chicks with dicks"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 30, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155 "2007-03-30T20:40:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/141 "2007-04-04T17:21:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Quiddity Glomfuster]  
I must’ve missed the memo that declared you the Ultimate Arbiter Of The Definitions Of Gender and Orientation.  
[/QUOTE]

A little late, **Quid**.

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**Author:** ![Ceejay1960](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@Ceejay1960](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejay1960)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/142 "2015-07-31T13:35:00Z")

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Before you start the straight or bi stuff maybe you should take a look at some of these transgendered women. They are gorgeous. I am attracted to beautiful women, transgendered or not. I enjoy straight and transgendered porn on occasion, but I have zero interest in gay porn.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/143 "2015-07-31T16:41:45Z")

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Good to know. Thanks for sharing.

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**Author:** ![What\_the](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f4b2a3/32.png) [@What\_the](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_the)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/144 "2015-08-01T13:05:55Z")

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This zombie is crying out (is that what zombies do) for shut down but until then…

… I miss\*\* Dio\*\* !!

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/145 "2015-08-01T13:44:38Z")

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I remember someone one this board saying they’ve fantasized about sucking a man’s dick. While at the same time having no desire to make out with a man.

It seems to me like “chicks with dicks” would be as good option for a man like that.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/146 "2015-08-01T13:53:20Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> I remember someone one this board saying they’ve fantasized about sucking a man’s dick. While at the same time having no desire to make out with a man.
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> It seems to me like “chicks with dicks” would be as good option for a man like that.

It’s a big debate among the farang (Western) community in Thailand, whether enjoying oral sex with a ladyboy means you’re gay or bi.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/147 "2015-08-01T20:46:13Z")

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Solemnizing the recent passing of Doug Winger…

(Artist who specialized in female characters with immense zahnstuckers.)

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**Author:** ![redjac1888](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@redjac1888](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/redjac1888)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/148 "2017-11-12T07:11:39Z")

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it’s a lot of things. first, most transsexuals put more effort into being sexy then their female counterparts. women usually focus on being Beautiful  
second, trans women have a shared frame of reference that bio women lack that whole men are from mars, woman from venus thing see the movie repli-kate for an example  
third, women are not the only ones capible of getting pleasue for a penis, and if you are repelled by men sexually, a shemale can be the perfect alternative. i personally don’t see a feminine transsexual as a man dressed as a woman, i see them as woman with an extra pleasure accessory like a truck with a motorcycle in back

now let me ask something related that has been on my mind. why do so many slim, petite, feminine shemales have such huge pornstar penises?

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/149 "2017-11-12T12:10:52Z")

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All you zombie shemales, show your penises…

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/150 "2017-11-12T12:14:35Z")

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…and came across this gem:

> [@redjac1888](#):
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> like a truck with a motorcycle in back

Insomnia is going to be the ruin of me.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/151 "2017-11-12T16:33:16Z")

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I’m proud of myself that I recognized this as a Zombie almost right away. I’m never that observant. Good for me.

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**Author:** ![Fir\_na\_tine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fir\_na\_tine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fir_na_tine)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/152 "2017-11-12T16:38:12Z")

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> [@redjac1888](#):
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> it’s a lot of things. first, most transsexuals put more effort into being sexy then their female counterparts. women usually focus on being Beautiful  
> second, trans women have a shared frame of reference that bio women lack that whole men are from mars, woman from venus thing see the movie repli-kate for an example  
> third, women are not the only ones capible of getting pleasue for a penis, and if you are repelled by men sexually, a shemale can be the perfect alternative. i personally don’t see a feminine transsexual as a man dressed as a woman, i see them as woman with an extra pleasure accessory like a truck with a motorcycle in back
> 
> now let me ask something related that has been on my mind. why do so many slim, petite, feminine shemales have such huge pornstar penises?

Capitalization, punctuation and pagination are your friends. Learn to use them as well as spell check and we might understand what you’re saying.

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**Author:** ![blogflogdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@blogflogdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blogflogdog)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/153 "2017-11-12T16:38:19Z")

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Ive broken down to three poss things:

1. they cant stand the innate desire to start shit or have a female connection complexion
2. they dont think if the “chick” is in question partly female they’re breaking any religious misconceptions on homosexuality
3. they are freaky deaky with a mixed gender streaky - like FREAKS B TWEAKS

IF YOU DONT HAVE A FEELING TOWARD THEM WHY DO YOU CARE?

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**Author:** ![blogflogdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@blogflogdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blogflogdog)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/154 "2017-11-12T16:40:24Z")

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Its ablog not freshman english… If you can correct the grammar etc then use that prestine literary contrary - crack the code compadre

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/155 "2017-11-12T17:46:39Z")

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> [@blogflogdog](#):
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> Its ablog not freshman english… If you can correct the grammar etc then use that prestine literary contrary - crack the code compadre

I count three errors in your first five words. You’re batting .400.

That is outstanding if you’re playing baseball.

But you are not.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-appeal-of-chicks-with-dicks/398155/156 "2017-11-12T19:32:33Z")

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This thread was originally started by someone who is no longer with us, and it also makes liberal usage of pretty offensive terminology to the trans community. I’ve decided to close this one.

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