# what is the average...

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-average/53311
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [February 6, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-average/53311 "2001-02-06T04:11:01Z")
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### Author: ![qwerty78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/58f4c7/32.png) [@qwerty78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/qwerty78)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-average/53311/1 "2001-02-06T04:11:01Z")

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whats the average size for a white males penis? black male? philipeano male? native american male?  
thanx

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### Author: ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-average/53311/2 "2001-02-06T04:14:41Z")

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They are all 5.5" erect, plus or minus a tenth of an inch or so, on average.

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### Author: ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-average/53311/3 "2001-02-06T05:28:41Z")

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[Does average human penis length vary among ethnic groups?](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_193.html)

Believe it or not, this is the second time I’ve dug up that Answer in the past two days.

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### Author: ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2001, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-average/53311/4 "2001-02-06T05:47:03Z")

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According to my exes, 9.25 inches.

Do you think they could be lying?

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### Author: ![Clairmont](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Clairmont](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clairmont)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2001, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-average/53311/5 "2001-02-06T11:09:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by qwerty78 \*  
> \*\*whats the average size for a white males penis? black male? philipeano male? native american male?  
> thanx \*\*

Tou’re welcome.

I can hardly wait for your next question.

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### Author: ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2001, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-average/53311/6 "2001-02-06T13:26:52Z")

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9.5 inches, provided i’m average 😃

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### Author: ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-average/53311/7 "2001-02-06T14:15:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \*  
> \*\*According to my exes, 9.25 inches.
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> Do you think they could be lying? \*\*

You tell us. 😃

Reminds me of the old joke:

Q: How do you get a 10-inch penis?  
A: Fold mine in half.

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### Author: ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-average/53311/8 "2001-02-06T16:03:16Z")

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Reminds me of that thing in Slaugterhouse Five where they take over a planet by lying about their averages to make the conquerees feel inadequate.

Nothing personal here, though. My penis is two inches. From the ground. And with a diameter of twenty-seven centimetres. 🙂

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### Author: ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-average/53311/9 "2001-02-06T16:20:47Z")

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And, of course, here we see the reason that women are so poor at estimating distance. They keep getting told that this line

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is nine inches long.
