# What is the best bumper sticker you've ever read? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 4, 2006, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984 "2006-02-04T13:37:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Intrepid\_Pencil\_Pusher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7ab992/32.png) [@Intrepid\_Pencil\_Pusher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intrepid_Pencil_Pusher)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/1 "2006-02-04T13:37:12Z")
I travel a great deal and to keep from sheer boredom - - will look for interesting bumper stickers. The ones I’ve seen lately are: Be nice to me, I puke easily Jesus loves you, but I’m his favorite. What bumper stickers have you remembered due to originality? ---
**Author:** ![GWVet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/65b543/32.png) [@GWVet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GWVet)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/2 "2006-02-04T14:19:50Z")
“Screw You, We’re from Texas” (Presumably inspired by the great Ray Wylie Hubbard song) ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/3 "2006-02-04T14:22:41Z")
This car powered by womyn. (I wish I’d looked under the hood to see how many of them were in there.) ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/4 "2006-02-04T16:11:26Z")
My favorite was a variant of the “I \ my \” - instead, it read: I \ my \ clearly the visual mattered - very funny… Another I really like is: Eschew Obfuscation ---
**Author:** ![rippingtons\_fan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rippingtons_fan/32/11767_2.png) [@rippingtons\_fan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rippingtons_fan)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/5 "2006-02-04T16:19:37Z")
One bumper sticker that I saw, was: Jesus is Coming–And Man is He Pissed! ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/6 "2006-02-04T16:26:34Z")
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an idiot. My other car is a broom. ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/7 "2006-02-04T16:39:23Z")
“Yee-Haw is not a foreign policy” and “What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?” are two that I’ve seen recently 'round these parts. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/8 "2006-02-04T16:49:45Z")
My other car is a piece of shit too. Jesus is coming. Look Busy. ---
**Author:** ![MissMossie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MissMossie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMossie)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/9 "2006-02-04T16:50:47Z")
“Don’t worry, I’m a Geologist!” It allayed many of my fears.\*\* \*\*But not really. ---
**Author:** ![Kiminy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Kiminy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiminy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/10 "2006-02-04T16:51:08Z")
On the back of an old, rusty Ford pickup: When the rapture comes— Can I have your car? ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/11 "2006-02-04T17:30:14Z")
I’ve always liked: I started with nothing – and still have most of it left. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/12 "2006-02-04T17:38:16Z")
[BUCK FUSH](http://www.cafepress.com/oddjobs.9651340). I had this on my Jeep prior to the war, and a guy in Orange County who saw it was apoplectic. I thought his head would explode! One that I used to have that I often feel is fitting for me is: **Since I gave up hope I feel much better** During the Reagan Administration I liked: **I know WATT’S wrong** And I found this one amusing, though it’s rather rude: **Welcome to California. Now go home.** ---
**Author:** ![jimmmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/73ab20/32.png) [@jimmmy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimmmy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/13 "2006-02-04T17:44:16Z")
The first 10,000 times I saw this I laughed: I brake for no apparent reason ---
**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/14 "2006-02-04T17:50:25Z")
Hm, I’m rather fond of these two. Or at any rate, I’ve never forgotten them! **God bless the freaks** **Thank you for not breediing** ---
**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/15 "2006-02-04T17:51:31Z")
Grrrr, that would be **breeding** ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/16 "2006-02-04T17:58:30Z")
> [@rippingtons\_fan](#): > > Jesus is Coming–And Man is He Pissed! The one on my filing cabinet says GOD IS COMING AND IS SHE PISSED Other faves: Wisconsin used have these stickers distributed by the tourism board or something that said ESCAPE TO WISCONSIN. WE once saw a hippy-dippy-looking car (in Madison, of course) that had used several of these, cut up, to coin a new slogan: NO ONE CAN ESCAPE COWS IN WISCONSIN And one I saw about a year ago: JUST WHEN YOU THINK LIFE’S A BITCH IT HAS PUPPIES Could be taken either way: “Oh, great, puppies, more trouble to deal with,” or “OH BOY! PUPPIES!” ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/17 "2006-02-04T18:03:16Z")
Haven’t seen it on the road, but mentioned in another thread: [Subvert the Dominant Pachyderm](http://www.cafepress.com/pachydermtees.24034882) ---
**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/18 "2006-02-04T18:07:39Z")
Imagine Whirled Peas. ---
**Author:** ![Pjen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pjen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pjen)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/19 "2006-02-04T18:09:40Z")
Last time we mixed Religion and Politics, people got burned at the stake. Don’t Blame me. I voted for Bartlet. ---
**Author:** ![Pjen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pjen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pjen)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/20 "2006-02-04T18:14:48Z")
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