# What is the best bumper sticker you've ever read? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 4, 2006, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984 "2006-02-04T13:37:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/41 "2006-02-05T01:04:48Z")
On a SUV - put on written upsidedown 'If you can read this, roll me back over" ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/42 "2006-02-05T01:16:46Z")
Not necessarily my favorite, but it gave me a chuckle. Have you seen this one? **W** The President Well I saw this the other day, in the same style: **F** The President ---
**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/43 "2006-02-05T01:25:28Z")
I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS 667 - THE NEIGHBOR OF THE BEAST And the little black tasteful one: ``` F ``` The President ---
**Author:** ![Tamryne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tamryne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamryne)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/44 "2006-02-05T01:39:24Z")
My current favorite, and one that will be going on my car soon: **Republicans for Voldemort** ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/45 "2006-02-05T01:54:34Z")
Some I haven’t seen but wish I had (maybe I’ll get them made up for my car if I ever get around to it): \*\*My Goddess can beat up your God Mean people suck Nice people swallow Creative people gargle Practice random weirdness and senseless acts of originality Death to all fanatics! If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the capitalists? Librarians do it until the user loses interest You are driving my other car\*\* ---
**Author:** ![mikeargo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@mikeargo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikeargo)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/46 "2006-02-05T01:55:59Z")
It’s been a while since the days of the Big, Bad Bruins, but I still remember: Jesus Saves, but Esposito Scores on the Rebound ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/47 "2006-02-05T02:08:37Z")
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! So you’re a feminist… Isn’t that cute! Honk if you love peace and quiet. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/48 "2006-02-05T02:16:07Z")
From back in the day, usually on a “hippy” vehicle; “Don’t laugh - your daughter might be in here”. And usually on an old couple’s motorhome, and one especially dear to me; “Spending our kids’ inheritance” 😛 mangeorge ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/49 "2006-02-05T02:46:36Z")
I have one that says: **I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandpa Not screaming in fear like the people in his car** (Maybe only funny if you knew my Grandpa.) One I saw back in the '80s: **My other car is up my nose** ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/50 "2006-02-05T02:54:08Z")
I have on on my truck that says it all: I PWN NOOBS It makes me laugh everytime I even think about it. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/51 "2006-02-05T02:58:23Z")
"If this van is rockin’, don’t bother knockin’. ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/52 "2006-02-05T03:05:12Z")
I don’t know that they’re the **best** bumper stickers I’ve ever read, but all three of these made me chuckle today: A small village in Texas is missing their idiot Someone at Social Services needs a spanking Don’t fuck with The Jesus ---
**Author:** ![Mangosteen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Mangosteen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangosteen)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/53 "2006-02-05T03:32:37Z")
**Stop Honking, I’m On The Phone** **Ask Me About My Vow Of Silence** **Caution! I Drive Like You Do** ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/54 "2006-02-05T04:20:55Z")
I haven’t seen this in 25 years, but it was a bumper sticker that just read: **BUMPER STICKER** ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/55 "2006-02-05T04:35:37Z")
Back when I was in college, it seemed that every other car had a “No Nukes”, “Save the Whales”, or “Jesus Saves” bumper sticker. And then there was the one with “Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales for Jesus” ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/56 "2006-02-05T05:12:00Z")
I just remembered my favorite one ever. On the back of a school bus– **STUDENT DRIVER** ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/57 "2006-02-05T05:49:49Z")
Spotted at a Hot Topic and sold out when I went back - dammit! - "My kid beat up your honour student! " ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/58 "2006-02-05T06:42:20Z")
[Cite!?](http://www.sickslug.com) ---
**Author:** ![Whifton\_Polekitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/97f17d/32.png) [@Whifton\_Polekitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whifton_Polekitty)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/59 "2006-02-05T07:34:28Z")
“My high school dropout is sleeping with your honors student” ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/60 "2006-02-05T12:26:54Z")
> [@mangeorge](#): > > "If this van is rockin’, don’t bother knockin’. Hooo, that is so 1976! And, I remember that one. 🆒 **DON’T VOTE. IT ONLY ENCOURAGES THEM.** **VOTE** \, **IT’S EASIER THAN THINKING.** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984.md?page=4)