# What is the best bumper sticker you've ever read? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 4, 2006, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984 "2006-02-04T13:37:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/121 "2006-02-09T13:13:58Z")
It was a button, not a bumper sticker, but it said “Bush, stay outta my bush!” ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/122 "2006-02-09T14:33:19Z")
This wasn’t a bumper sticker but words on a piece of wood. Place: Apartment complex parking lot in Georgia. There was a Ford trucked parked there with no pull up back at the end of the truck bed. (I’m not sure what the thingie is called). In place of the pull up back thing was a piece of wood with the words written in spray paint, 'Built Ford Tough". I thought it was hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/123 "2006-02-09T14:37:07Z")
> [@jali](#): > > There was a Ford trucked parked there with no pull up back at the end of the truck bed. (I’m not sure what the thingie is called). I’ve heard them called tailgates. Tailgating means following too closely or the activity of preparing meals and having parties off the tailgates of trucks and such. Nowadays tailgating implies camping out at the grounds near a stadium. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/124 "2006-02-09T19:29:16Z")
Another I’d like to see: **Honk if you’re stupid!** ---
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/125 "2006-02-09T19:59:35Z")
> [@Alan Smithee](#): > > A friend in Colorado had a wonderfully enigmatic sticker from the local Chamber of Commerce that said “Everyone loses with potato bruises.” That one gave me the giggles. Is it still available? How about “My other bumper sticker is funny.” Okay, I never saw or read of this one, but no reason to let that stop me… ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/126 "2006-02-09T20:24:23Z")
Keep honking, I’m reloading. ---
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/127 "2006-02-09T21:50:53Z")
> [@Plynck](#): > > Okay, I never saw or read of this one, but no reason to let that stop me… Okay, well [obviously I must have](http://www.fakecrap.com/funfree/bumperstickers.html); it was too clever to be original. ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/128 "2006-02-09T21:51:39Z")
Some days it’s hardly worth chewing through the leather straps. He’s dead, Jim. You get his phaser and watch, I’ll get his wallet. Lawyers eat their young. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/129 "2006-02-09T21:56:51Z")
This rejoinder to “WWJD?” would make a juicy bumper sticker . . . if it weren’t so long . . . [http://www.galactanet.com/comic/294.htm](http://www.galactanet.com/comic/294.htm) ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/130 "2006-02-09T22:05:06Z")
> [@don't ask](#): > > If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! > > So you’re a feminist… Isn’t that cute! > > Honk if you love peace and quiet. Hee. I had that last one for a while…and one similar to the first: I Brake for Tailgaters ---
**Author:** ![Mangosteen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Mangosteen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangosteen)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/131 "2006-02-09T23:59:13Z")
Forgot this one. **MIKE HUNT IS ON FIRE** ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/132 "2006-02-10T00:36:06Z")
For the Dylan fan: **I brake just like a little girl** ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/133 "2006-02-10T06:35:00Z")
Around here in Texas you see a few along the lines of **KINKY IN '06** or **KINKY FOR GOVERNOR** ---
**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/134 "2006-02-10T07:26:03Z")
**Earth First!** we can log the other planets later ---
**Author:** ![silk1976](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@silk1976](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silk1976)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/135 "2006-02-24T15:47:29Z")
Saw this last week: **Bipartisanship** I’ll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass! ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/136 "2006-02-24T16:12:52Z")
On a VW Beetle: **It’s not what you think, it’s a _feature_**. Had to think for a minute, then laughed my ass off! ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/137 "2006-02-24T16:45:39Z")
**Vaginas Are Way Cool!** ---
**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_First_Time)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/138 "2006-02-24T17:03:20Z")
**If evolution is outlawed, Only outlaws will evolve**. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/139 "2006-02-24T17:08:01Z")
My father-in-law saw this in rural Indiana: **FRODO FAILED Bush has the Ring** ---
**Author:** ![liirogue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dbc845/32.png) [@liirogue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liirogue)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984/140 "2006-02-24T22:02:17Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > On a VW Beetle: **It’s not what you think, it’s a _feature_**. > > Had to think for a minute, then laughed my ass off! Okay, I don’t get it 😕 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-bumper-sticker-youve-ever-read/342984.md?page=8)