# What is the best drug song?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 24, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633 "2005-02-24T02:46:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/41 "2005-02-24T13:07:59Z")

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Hash Pipe - Weezer

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/42 "2005-02-24T13:19:48Z")

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_Hits from the Bong_, Cypress Hill

“Put the blunt down, just for a second.  
Don’t get me wrong, it’s not a new method  
Inhale, exhale;  
I’ll send you some Kush in the mail!”

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/43 "2005-02-24T13:37:01Z")

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_Cold Blue Steel and Sweet Fire_ Joni Mitchell  
_Cocaine (runnin’ all around my brain)_ Leo Kottke

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/44 "2005-02-24T13:41:02Z")

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Snowblind Friend - Steppenwolf

The Pusher - Steppenwolf

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/45 "2005-02-24T13:57:16Z")

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Bob Marley’s “Smoke two Joints”

“I smoke two joints in times of peace,  
and two in times of war,  
I smoke two joints and then I smoke two joints,  
and then I smoke two more”

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/46 "2005-02-24T14:08:56Z")

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_Chinese Rock_ - Ramones

_Not an Addict_ - K’s Choice

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/47 "2005-02-24T14:30:35Z")

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**Landslide** - Fleetwood Mac  
**Hotel California** - The Eagles  
**Tonight’s the Night** - Neil Young  
**Rainy Day Women #12 &35** - Bob Dylan (“_Everybody_ must get stoned…”)  
**Illegal Smile** - John Prine

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/48 "2005-02-24T14:41:57Z")

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> [@irishgirl](#):
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> Bob Marley’s “Smoke two Joints”

That’s not Marley, it’s The Toyes, as mentioned on Page 1 of this thread.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/49 "2005-02-24T15:20:26Z")

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> [@fishbicycle](#):
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> That’s not Marley, it’s The Toyes, as mentioned on Page 1 of this thread.

How many pages do _you_ see?

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/50 "2005-02-24T15:25:42Z")

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> [@Biffy the Elephant Shrew](#):
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> How many pages do _you_ see?

Two.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/51 "2005-02-24T15:36:03Z")

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I think Godsmack’s Voodoo captures perfectly the feeling of relapse.  
I’m not the one who’s so far away  
When I feel the snake bite into my veins.  
Never did I wanna be here again,  
And I don’t remember why I came.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/52 "2005-02-24T15:40:50Z")

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For fun entertainment I can still sit through a spin of **Afroman** ’s _Because I Got High_.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/53 "2005-02-24T15:41:39Z")

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_When Am I Coming Down?_ by **The Godfathers**.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/54 "2005-02-24T15:59:09Z")

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I once unwittingly stayed at a cheap motel that rented rooms to recovering addicts, one of whom thought I was there for the same reason he was.

After talking with him a while, I wrote and recorded a song called “It Just Ain’t Christmas (Without the Snow)”.

It’s basically “White Christmas” from an addict’s point of view. It got played a little on local radio, and it’s available as a free download [here](http://mp3.washingtonpost.com/bands/john_pappajohn.shtml) if anyone’s interested.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/55 "2005-02-24T16:03:58Z")

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Bob Marley - Kaya

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/56 "2005-02-24T16:04:34Z")

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Don’t forget “Journey to the Center of the Mind” by Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes (Ted pleads ignorance that it was a drug song).

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/57 "2005-02-24T16:13:51Z")

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What, no one’s mentioned _Kicks_ by Paul Revere and the Raiders?

How about _The No No Song_ - Ringo Starr (written, IIRC, by Hoyt Axton).

A local radio station used to play _Smoke Two Joints_ every Friday at 5:00.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/58 "2005-02-24T16:37:18Z")

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“I Was In Love With A Girl On LSD,” by Tom Petty is worth a mention, but I have to agree that “Down to Seeds and Stems Again Blues,” by Commander Cody, takes the cake.

“Ah, we’re gonna play you a sad country song now…”

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/59 "2005-02-24T16:37:55Z")

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Skinny Puppy–Incision  
Tool–H  
Beastie Boys–Brass Monkey (drugs, drinking, whatever…)

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/60 "2005-02-24T16:44:49Z")

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Cab Calloway did _ **Reefer Man** _ a very cool song.

> [@](#):
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> Oh have you ever met that funny reefer man reefer man  
> have you ever met that funny reefer man reefer man  
> If he said he swam to china, and he sell you south carolina  
> then you know your talkn to that reefer man  
> Have you ever met funny reefer man reefer man  
> Have you ever met funny reefer man reefer man  
> If he said he walks the ocean, any time he takes the notion  
> then you know your talkn to reefer man.

from:[http://www.lyricsbox.com/cab-calloway-reefer-man-57w4rtc.html](http://www.lyricsbox.com/cab-calloway-reefer-man-57w4rtc.html)

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