# What is the best drug song?

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**Created:** [February 24, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633 "2005-02-24T02:46:12Z")\
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I’m very fond of “You Don’t Know How It Feels” by Tom Petty.

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> [@Cyros](#):
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> White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane

That’s by far the best acid song, but for opiates my favourite is _Cod’ine_ by [Buffy Sainte-Marie](http://www.creative-native.com/index.htm).

(Visualize an old Delta-blues singer pounding on the guitar - chang CHANG, chang CHANG …)  
"My belly is cravin’, got a shakin’ in my HEAAAAD.  
I feel like I’m dyin’ and I wish I was deaaaad.  
If I live till tomorrow it’ll be a long tiiiime,  
But I’ll reel and I’ll fall, and I’ll rise on cod’ine.

\*Chorus:\*And it’s real, and it’s real, one more time."  
(chang CHANG)

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I’ve got the following playlist on my iPod, under the title “Bad Influences”

Smoke Two Joints - Sublime  
Bong Tokin’ Alcoholics - Kottonmouth Kings  
Blood and Whiskey - Dropkick Murphys  
Beer - Reverend Horton Heat  
A Final Hit - Leftfield  
One Toke over the Line - Brewer and Shipley  
Bales of Cocaine - Reverend Horton Heat  
Drug-Stabbing Time - The Clash  
Dope Nose - Weezer  
Alcohol - Bare Naked Ladies  
Opium - Marcy Playground  
Drug Ballad - Eminem  
Hits from the Bong - Cypress Hill  
Drugs - Talking Heads  
Poppies - Marcy Playground  
Soma - The Strokes  
So High - The Kottonmouth Kings  
Strange Brew - Cream  
Stoned - Smash Mouth

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/64 "2005-02-24T19:00:10Z")

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Fred Eaglesmith (alt country?) - Codeine

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/65 "2005-02-24T19:01:37Z")

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**Novacaine for the Soul** - Eels  
**Drug Buddy** - The Lemonheads  
**Fixing a Hole** (?) - The Beatles  
**She Said She Said** - The Beatles

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/66 "2005-02-24T19:44:42Z")

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**Catnip Dream** - Shonen Knife

No subtext here, just a hard-rockin’ drug song for cats.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/67 "2005-02-24T19:48:15Z")

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How about **Sunday Morning Coming Down** by Johnny Cash (and written by Kris Kristofferson)?

Also, are we excluding songs about alcohol, tobacco, and caffeine from this thread? Because, if we aren’t, that would add dozens (if not hundreds) of songs.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/68 "2005-02-24T20:36:33Z")

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Ooh, how could I forget _Rehab_ by The Negro Problem?

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Pretty much anything off the album “Spanker Madness” by the [Asylum Street Spankers](http://www.asylumstreetspankers.com). Songs include:

High as You Can Be  
Wake and Bake  
Gettin’ High

It’s a really fun album.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/70 "2005-02-24T21:06:14Z")

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Cab Calloway’s _Minnie the Moocher_.

Or, Harry Gibson’s more light-hearted _Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy’s Ovaltine?_

Sonny Bono – _Pattie’s On A Bummer Now_

Dillinger – _Cocaine In My Brain_.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/71 "2005-02-24T21:21:21Z")

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> [@rjk](#):
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> That’s by far the best acid song, but for opiates my favourite is _Cod’ine_ by [Buffy Sainte-Marie](http://www.creative-native.com/index.htm).
> 
> (Visualize an old Delta-blues singer pounding on the guitar - chang CHANG, chang CHANG …)  
> "My belly is cravin’, got a shakin’ in my HEAAAAD.  
> I feel like I’m dyin’ and I wish I was deaaaad.  
> If I live till tomorrow it’ll be a long tiiiime,  
> But I’ll reel and I’ll fall, and I’ll rise on cod’ine.
> 
> \*Chorus:\*And it’s real, and it’s real, one more time."  
> (chang CHANG)

I think Donovan’s version kicks Sainte-Marie’s ass. 🙂

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/72 "2005-02-24T21:25:19Z")

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> [@lightingtool](#):
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> Pretty much anything off the album “Spanker Madness” by the [Asylum Street Spankers](http://www.asylumstreetspankers.com). Songs include:
> 
> High as You Can Be  
> Wake and Bake  
> Gettin’ High
> 
> It’s a really fun album.

Not off the same album (I think,) but don’t forget “Funny Cigarette.”

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/73 "2005-02-24T21:56:55Z")

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Two I haven’t seen mentioned…

- A Passage to Bangkok\* \*\* Rush \*\*

- Am I High ? \* \*\* Asleep At The Wheel \*\*

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I gotta wonder: What’s the best drug song… for what? For singing about reality? For advocating drug abuse? For advocating getting clean? What exactly do you mean by “best”?

Regardless, I second the nomination for **H** , by **Tool** , mostly because the first time I heard it, I couldn’t decide if it was about a dysfunctional love affair or drug addiction. Then I looked at the title on the liner notes and realized it was about a dysfunctional love affair with a drug addiction.

My second nomination is **Marijuana** by **Rev. Horton Heat**.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/75 "2005-02-24T22:05:10Z")

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One Toke Over The Line–Brewer & Shipley

One toke over the line sweet Jesus  
One toke over the line  
Sitting downtown in the railway station  
One toke over the line.  
Waiting for the train to take me home sweet Jesus  
Hooooping that the train is on time.  
Sitting downtown in the railway station.  
One toke over the line.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/76 "2005-02-24T22:39:53Z")

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Feel Good Hit of the Summer by Queens of the Stone Age

C-c-c-c-cocaine!

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/77 "2005-02-24T22:45:01Z")

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Just thought of some more.

**Cindy’s Cryin’** by Tom Paxton  
**Carmelita** by Warren Zevon  
**Too High** by Stevie Wonder  
**Cure for Pain** by Morphine

…and I don’t think anyone has mentioned **Casey Jones** by the Dead.

Say, I may need an audio intervention. My music library appears to be chock a block with these things.

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You gotta be high to listen, if not, to even sing this song.

Oh stewball was a racehorse, and I wish he were mine.  
He never drank water, he always drank wine.

His bridle was silver, his mane it was gold.  
And the worth of his saddle has never been told.

Oh the fairgrounds were crowded, and stewball was there  
But the betting was heavy on the bay and the mare.

And a-way up yonder, ahead of them all,  
Came a-prancin’ and a-dancin’ my noble stewball.

I bet on the grey mare, I bet on the bay  
If I’d have bet on ol’ stewball, I’d be a free man today.

Oh the hoot owl, she hollers, and the turtle dove moans.  
I’m a poor boy in trouble, I’m a long way from home.

Oh stewball was a racehorse, and I wish he were mine.  
He never drank water,he always drank wine.

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> [@Reeder](#):
>
> Someting by Cheech and Chong?
> 
> Don’t bogart that joint?
> 
> I pick **Down to seeds and Stems again** by **Commander Cody**.
> 
> Your choice?

_Smoke thet Cigarette_ by Sammy Davis, Jr.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-drug-song/291633/80 "2005-02-24T23:23:02Z")

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_Crumblin Weed_ OutKast  
_Go Ask Alice_ Jefferson Airplane  
_Insane in the Brain_ Cypris Hill

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