# What is the best thing you ever puked? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 13, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954 "2012-12-13T20:20:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954/21 "2012-12-14T09:58:51Z")
How about best places? I threw up at the bottom of the Grand Canyon, but it was only water. > [@Student\_Driver](#): > > The weirdest was one session where I drank a blue Powerade to stay hydrated, then drank a chocolate Muscle Milk a few minutes later. Got sick, and threw up essentially pure Powerade, electric blue in color, still tasting like “berry.” I stood there, marveling that absolutely no traces of chocolate seemed to be in the toilet. A few minutes later, pure chocolate Muscle Milk came back up. The only thing I could figure was that, like a black and tan poured properly, the Muscle Milk must have formed a distinct layer below the Powerade. You’re a queue, not a stack. ---
**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954/22 "2012-12-14T12:28:52Z")
How do you guys throw up large chunks and cold food? Do you swallow ice cream whole? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954/23 "2012-12-14T13:27:06Z")
Bananas. Taste good going down, taste good coming up. Best thing to eat on a boat if you tend to get seasick. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954/24 "2012-12-14T13:56:58Z")
Goldschlager. Mmmmmm, cinnamon. ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954/25 "2012-12-14T17:29:37Z")
A Blue Angels pilot I met said if you have to eat before flying with them, make it bananas, because they taste exactly the same coming up as they did going down. I did have an A-4 pilot black me out, but I never threw up. Apparently pussies can’t handle 8 G’s for more than a couple of seconds. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954/26 "2012-12-14T17:46:59Z")
The best for visuals was a whole mushroom and pepperoni pizza and about 10 tequila shots. All over the inside of a bathroom stall in my dorm, circa 1992. Good times. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954/27 "2012-12-14T18:24:25Z")
Milk. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954/28 "2012-12-14T18:36:18Z")
> [@ducati](#): > > A Blue Angels pilot I met said if you have to eat before flying with them, make it bananas, because they taste exactly the same coming up as they did going down. Penn of Penn & Teller [got to go up in the Vomit Comet](http://youtu.be/VBrCmxPbcbM). [He wrote](http://www.quut.com/archive/penn-how-to-fly/): _I decided to have a Cinnebon (“You pig!”) for breakfast because I thought it might taste nice coming back up._ ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954/29 "2012-12-14T19:02:59Z")
Water. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954/30 "2012-12-14T20:41:13Z")
> [@SweetiePotato](#): > > As a former bulimic, I can vouch that puking recently-eaten ice cream is a nice experience because it comes up smooth and still cold! Not a former bulimic, but this is a sick, disgusting habit of mine - I sort of hold the ice cream in reserve in my esophagus or upper stomach, belch it up, re-taste it, and swallow it, because it feels so good in my mouth the second time. Yeah, yeah, that’s what _ **she** _ said… ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954/31 "2012-12-14T21:42:05Z")
I’ll go with a bunch of booze, since then I’d be drunk enough that I wouldn’t remember throwing up. ---
**Author:** ![FordTaurusSHO94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f07891/32.png) [@FordTaurusSHO94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordTaurusSHO94)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954/32 "2012-12-14T21:48:29Z")
Ice cream. If you do it soon enough, it’s still cool, but it’s a lot creamier. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954/33 "2012-12-15T01:56:32Z")
Egg nog. Smoooooth. ---
**Author:** ![maggenpye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@maggenpye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maggenpye)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954/34 "2012-12-15T02:03:14Z")
I’m fourthing the ice cream - just be aware that if you’re seasick enough, and you’ve eaten the ice cream with pink wafers, you may just be convinced you’ve brought up a lung. I know I was. ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954/35 "2012-12-15T03:00:26Z")
> [@SweetiePotato](#): > > As a former bulimic, I can vouch that puking recently-eaten ice cream is a nice experience because it comes up smooth and still cold! I can testify to this as someone who formerly had a binge/purge disorder. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thing-you-ever-puked/643954.md?page=1)