# What Is The Best Thread Title You've Ever Seen? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 15, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thread-title-youve-ever-seen/693164 "2014-07-15T15:33:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thread-title-youve-ever-seen/693164/1 "2014-07-15T15:33:12Z")
Regardless of actual content of the thread itself, what is the best SDMB thread title you have ever seen? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thread-title-youve-ever-seen/693164/2 "2014-07-15T16:56:07Z")
Possibly the classic [I try to become Gay for Science. (Warning, long, Gay)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=347856) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thread-title-youve-ever-seen/693164/3 "2014-07-15T20:25:56Z")
I was actually inspired by [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=728296) ---
**Author:** ![Jas09](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jas09](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jas09)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thread-title-youve-ever-seen/693164/4 "2014-07-15T21:55:23Z")
I can’t remember the exact wording but the one similar to “OMG A Black Conservative Endorses Obama” (or something to that effect) made me laugh out loud. I think the title was changed by a mod, however, what with it seeming to reference a doper by name (even though it was also an accurate reference to the content of the post). ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thread-title-youve-ever-seen/693164/5 "2014-07-16T02:27:57Z")
I was rather proud of [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=200454&highlight=japanese+nipples). ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2014, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thread-title-youve-ever-seen/693164/6 "2014-07-16T05:30:37Z")
Like a runny nose, can’t pick one. ---
**Author:** ![Heracles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heracles/32/487_2.png) [@Heracles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heracles)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2014, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thread-title-youve-ever-seen/693164/7 "2014-07-16T11:18:33Z")
> [@Max\_the\_Immortal](#): > > Possibly the classic [I try to become Gay for Science. (Warning, long, Gay)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=347856) Thank you for showing me this one! 😃 (I wasn’t here back then.) ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2014, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thread-title-youve-ever-seen/693164/8 "2014-07-16T12:50:07Z")
I will toot my own horn: [**How Big Are A Blue Whale’s Schlong And Nuts?**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=454289) ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2014, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thread-title-youve-ever-seen/693164/9 "2014-07-16T13:55:40Z")
My all-time favourite GQ title went something like: **Food colouring … and how to get it off … a three-year-old** You could feel the :smack: through the computer screen. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2014, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thread-title-youve-ever-seen/693164/10 "2014-07-16T14:26:42Z")
[Been through Manhattan On a Dog with No Nose . . ."](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=259997&) ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2014, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thread-title-youve-ever-seen/693164/11 "2014-07-16T14:29:37Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=578481&highlight=tumnus](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=578481&highlight=tumnus) I keep kosher, can I eat Mr Tumnus? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-best-thread-title-youve-ever-seen/693164/12 "2014-10-16T16:50:59Z")
I had to revive this thread because of **Bricker** , who just posted [_Poodle Swollen Vulva_.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=737494)