# What is the Breakfast of Champions? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2024, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750 "2024-09-26T14:13:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/21 "2024-09-26T17:11:01Z")
Apple pie with a slice of cheddar cheese. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/22 "2024-09-26T17:25:14Z")
#1 Breakfast burrito, no potatoes, add rice and an extra-large unsweet tea. And spam. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/23 "2024-09-26T17:47:27Z")
Well, it’s Beer with your preferred dry cereal. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/24 "2024-09-26T20:01:00Z")
> **[Cold Pizza For Breakfast](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R7iWsOilQs%5C)** > > Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupCold Pizza For Breakfast · Christine LavinFuture Fossils℗ 1985 Rounder Records Manufactured and distributed by Co... Cold Pizza washed down with warm Coke ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/25 "2024-09-26T20:01:50Z")
The smell of napalm. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/26 "2024-09-26T21:00:01Z")
> [@Whack-a-Mole](#): > > We’ve never met but I suspect we’d get along well. I bet we could have epic road trip. Whether in Vegas, SoFL where I am, or Chicago where you are. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats2)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/27 "2024-09-27T23:00:00Z")
I can remember Mad Magazine labeling Wheaties as the “Breakfast of Chimpanzees”. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/28 "2024-09-27T23:14:09Z")
**Lucille** : Get me a vodka rocks. **Michael** : Mom, it’s breakfast. **Lucille** : And a piece of toast. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/29 "2024-09-28T01:51:56Z")
When I was young and dumb, it was 2 brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts and a Budweiser. It’s an acquired taste. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/30 "2024-09-28T02:00:20Z")
Coke and a couple of old fashioned doughnuts, when stumbling into class at law school, hung over. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/31 "2024-09-28T02:07:50Z")
Anything to drink with that breakfast? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/32 "2024-09-28T02:25:14Z")
Water, Bloody Mary, Alka-Seltzer, aspirin, beer. Work your way up and down the line until you feel semi-human. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/33 "2024-09-28T02:41:52Z")
I’m down with it if I can use vodka instead of beer. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/34 "2024-09-28T02:49:29Z")
It is not Kelce Mix. Yes, took a pic of it. Probably good with oreo flavored milk. It doesn’t stop getting weirder. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/35 "2024-09-28T02:58:01Z")
> [@Zakalwe](#): > > It’s an acquired taste. Do many _want_ to acquire it? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/36 "2024-09-28T09:52:37Z")
“Want” is an awfully strong word. It was usually a combination of having no other choices and morbid curiosity with a dash of it can’t be that bad or bravado. I would probably throw up if I tried that today. That part of my brain died a long time ago. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/37 "2024-09-28T11:15:28Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > Cold Pizza washed down with warm Coke I prefer warmed up leftover pizza and a diet Coke over ice. So you’re wrong. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/38 "2024-09-28T11:59:31Z")
Line of cocaine, shot of whatever spirits can be found in the kitchen, and a beer. Thank god I dropped out of the championship league quite a few years ago. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/39 "2024-09-28T12:07:21Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > Thank god I dropped out of the championship league quite a few years ago. Yeah, the schedule was brutal. ---
**Author:** ![Nightaudit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightaudit/32/17181_2.png) [@Nightaudit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightaudit)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-breakfast-of-champions/1007750/40 "2024-09-28T15:30:55Z")
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