# What is the entire world pulling your leg about?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 25, 2016, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850 "2016-07-25T13:54:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/21 "2016-07-25T16:34:26Z")

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_Clerks._

_Donnie Darko._

I found the characters in both extremely annoying and put me off of both films.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/22 "2016-07-25T16:40:43Z")

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> [@delphica](#):
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> The Kardashians.

I know- I was being funny (in my way).

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/23 "2016-07-25T16:56:13Z")

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> [@Shakester](#):
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> Well, I could say opera - I mean it _is_ a bit difficult for me to believe that some people love that godawful caterwauling -

a (paraphrased) quote from Oglaf: “[del]cleverness[/del] opera is like bagpipes- a hellish screech that only sounds good to the one making it.”

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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/24 "2016-07-25T17:05:35Z")

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> I know- I was being funny (in my way).

Ha, no, that was my answer for what I think the entire world is pulling my leg about.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/25 "2016-07-25T17:06:32Z")

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Opera I totally get, and I love much of it. However: Anyone claiming to be a Wagner fan is surely pulling a prank.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/26 "2016-07-25T17:25:39Z")

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Sex is worth the aggravation that goes with it.

Yes, I had a LTR that ended badly…why do ask?

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/27 "2016-07-25T17:25:53Z")

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Wyoming, Alaska, North and South Dakotas - surely those are imaginary lands, aren’t they? :D:D:D j/k

Too much of modern life flummoxes me, I live a very quiet introverted life, though I certainly keep well informed via the internet about everything, hours a day. I sometimes don’t ‘get’ modern celebrities, fashions, movies, or music, but that could just be a cranky old folks thing.

Small examples, I swear I thought these were a conspiracy: hummingbirds. I never saw a real hummingbird until a few years ago, and now I Believe… Now, its bluebirds. I’ve never seen a real bluebird, ever - someone is making them up! 😛

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/28 "2016-07-25T17:44:33Z")

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So, you’re telling me, no one keeps track of how many people cops shoot?

How can that possibly be? You’re kidding, right?

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/29 "2016-07-25T17:54:05Z")

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Painting your face, or what some women like to call makeup. I’ve never worn it (I’m a woman), never had any desire to wear it, and don’t really get why it’s so important to so many women. Sure, on stage or for models I can see why you would want to paint yourself attractively, but for the women in my office, I really can’t see the difference between the ones who spend massive amounts on the stuff, and those who just go natural (and I’m talking really natural, not “she’s wearing makeup so good that you can’t tell she’s wearing it.”)

There’s a thread around here somewhere about mascara. In my entire life, I don’t think I’ve ever noticed or cared about the length of someone’s eyelashes.

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/30 "2016-07-25T17:59:55Z")

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Hot dogs. I have yet to find someone else claim they don’t love hot dogs.  
Abstract art. Critics claim they like it so everyone else follows along.  
Firefly. Anti cliche is still cliche. No characters you can root for.  
Battlestar Galactica. Just depressing.

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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/31 "2016-07-25T18:16:29Z")

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Drinking non-mixed alcoholic drinks for the taste. For example, some people say that they like a good aged scotch. Alcohol tastes terrible, so I struggle to believe that people actually like the taste of straight alcoholic drinks. I understand the appeal of things like strawberry margaritas or long island iced teas - they taste good. I think people find the idea of drinking things like whiskey and scotch to fit their idea of adulthood or specifically manhood, and have eventually gotten to the point where they don’t mind the taste as much and associate it with the pleasant feeling of inebriation. They confuse this with enjoying the taste itself.

There are a lot of fashions that are allegedly sexy that I have never, ever understood. I think lipstick is gross. I think high heels look ridiculous. Duckface and lip-biting are equally bizarre. The all-dolled-up look in a slinky dress looks like Halloween costumery to me. Maybe that’s the point? Maybe the idea is to dress and act as un-sexy as possible with the implication that if you’re still even a little sexy while acting completely unsexy, then you must truly be extremely sexy indeed under all the unsexy. Like carrying around a boat anchor to show how strong you are - sure, you can barely walk with it, but imagine how strong and virile you must be if you can carry it around at all! Some kind of “Harrison Bergeron” shit. Or maybe I’m just broken.

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**Author:** ![skylyn12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@skylyn12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skylyn12)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/32 "2016-07-25T18:19:32Z")

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Buffy (the series)- I am always flabbergasted when people I like talk about how much they enjoy this show. It just has to be a joke. Everything about the show is just so bad, I can’t imagine someone seriously liking it.

Dr. Who (the series)- Pretty much everything as stated above. I always assume the person is lying when they tell me they like the show.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/33 "2016-07-25T18:47:06Z")

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> [@salinqmind](#):
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> Small examples, I swear I thought these were a conspiracy: hummingbirds. I never saw a real hummingbird until a few years ago, and now I Believe… Now, its bluebirds. I’ve never seen a real bluebird, ever - someone is making them up! 😛

I have a hummingbird feeder, and the little bastards are _adorable_! OMG they are so cute.

I meet lots of people who don’t like hot dogs, and I have met a handful of people who don’t like cheese.

I wear makeup because I have to do _something_ about this face, and I can’t subject other people to it! 🙂 That, or maybe I just do it to highlight my best features.

**jz78817** I am totally with you on Clerks. I liked Donnie Darko, but that wasn’t so much about the characters, but about the twist, and I like that sort of thing.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/34 "2016-07-25T18:54:50Z")

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> [@BlackKnight](#):
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> I think lipstick is gross. I think high heels look ridiculous.

Lipstick was invented by women to stop men from trying to kiss them. High heels were invented by men to stop women from running away. Of these things I am convinced, and don’t try to tell me otherwise.

Something else that comes to mind: Breast implants. That has to be some kind of weird joke, that I’m not getting the punchline to.

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/35 "2016-07-25T19:41:23Z")

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That Seinfeld was popular. When it was current I knew exactly one person IRL who professed to be a fan of the show (and he would not shut up about it no matter how much everyone else rolled their eyes). Now, however many years later it’s been the count is still one.

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**Author:** ![Chihuahua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dec6dc/32.png) [@Chihuahua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chihuahua)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/36 "2016-07-25T19:48:31Z")

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Asylum Films.

I don’t know how they are allowed to exist. I don’t mean legally, I mean karmically. I don’t understand how they don’t violate some fundamental law of the universe, so that the Living Tribunal appears and crushes them.

But more fundamentally, I don’t understand how people exist with no self respect and no capacity for self examination. I read that Cracked article where they interviewed someone who tried to write for Asylum, and the writer basically said the people who run the company don’t comprehend that they are making bad movies. They think they are competent film makers who are genuinely trying to make good movies, They’re just really, really bad at it. It’s like watching the Dunning Kruger Effect at work.

And yet somehow they continue to exist, which means someone, somewhere, actually looked at “Transmorphers” or “The Day the Earth Stopped,” and was like, “Yeah, I’d pay money to see that movie.”

I just don’t understand.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/37 "2016-07-25T19:52:09Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> I’m color-blind.

I have no sense of smell, and I get the feeling y’all are all pulling a fast one on me too. Especially when people don’t always agree on what they’re smelling!

Sports, the music of Frank Zappa, weddings, calamari…come on you guys, joke’s over!

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/38 "2016-07-25T20:18:54Z")

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> [@furryman](#):
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> Hot dogs. I have yet to find someone else claim they don’t love hot dogs.

I _used_ to love hot dogs, but either my tastebuds are dying of old age or they’ve changed the ingredients; I haven’t had a really good hot dog in a long time.

> [@](#):
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> Battlestar Galactica. Just depressing.

Well the reboot did squarely face just how absolutely screwed people would be if their home planets were annihilated without warning and they had to try to survive on spaceships never meant for long-term habitability.

> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> Lipstick was invented by women to stop men from trying to kiss them.

IIRC, it was invented by prostitutes advertising a \<ahem\> special service.

> [@](#):
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> High heels were invented by men to stop women from running away. Of these things I am convinced, and don’t try to tell me otherwise.

Actually I finally saw the purpose of high heels not too long ago. I was watching a presentation by an attractive young woman wearing heels whose feet were evidently hurting her. She kept swaying- and I do mean _swaying_- back and forth as she shifted her weight from one foot to the other. High heels are for forcing women to pose in a way that shows off their thighs and hips. 😛

> [@](#):
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> Something else that comes to mind: Breast implants. That has to be some kind of weird joke, that I’m not getting the punchline to.

In a thread awhile back I posted that future generations will regard breast implants as one of the more bizarre fads of our time.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/39 "2016-07-25T21:18:28Z")

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I’m limiting myself to things that are not considered trash. Trash sells, and I get that. These are ones where I genuinely feel my leg is being pulled because people like them on a deeper level and consider them actual quality.

The Big Lebowski - I think I missed the boat, timing wise. I only saw it a year ago and I found it quite dull. Zero laughs for me and I did not enjoy it at all.

The Big Bang Theory - I was dumbfounded at how bad I found it. I think it is popular, though. I hear a lot about it.

How I Met Your Mother - Same as above. No idea why it was popular.

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Opposite this time. It was panned by a lot of people and I liked it just as much as the original 3 movies. I know, I’m weird.

> [@WordMan](#):
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> Various best-selling books, like the **Twilight** series, or the **50 Shades** series. Really?!

While those sell a lot of copies, I think the vast majority have found those to be trash. I don’t feel like anyone was pulling my leg on those. They are just high-selling trash.

> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> I’m color-blind.

Have you tried those cool glasses I’ve heard of that can somewhat give you full color vision? I’m curious how they work. But I’m not color blind, so no way to test.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-entire-world-pulling-your-leg-about/760850/40 "2016-07-25T21:20:05Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> I’m color-blind.
> 
> The rest of you are, too; you just have this stupid, long-running prank going where you all make sure you’re on the same page, and then snicker behind the backs of everyone who hasn’t caught on yet. And whenever someone announces that he’s color-blind, you all nod seriously but giggle inwardly at the grown man disappointedly declaring that Santa Claus didn’t come to his house this year.

> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> I have no sense of smell, and I get the feeling y’all are all pulling a fast one on me too. Especially when people don’t always agree on what they’re smelling!
> 
> Sports, the music of Frank Zappa, weddings, calamari…come on you guys, joke’s over!

You two need to start a combined Ask Me Anything thread in MPSIMS. I know you must get tired of the same questions, but I and maybe others have some really repetitive questions we’d like to ask. Well, I do, anyway. It’d be neat.

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