# What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading?

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**Created:** [April 20, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858 "2017-04-20T16:51:33Z")\
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There were few places lovelier in Nazi-occupied Europe that May than Normandy in north-west France.

\*_Normandy '44: D-Day and the Epic 77-Day Battle for France_, by James Holland

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“At the corner drugstore my neighbors and I can now buy a line of romantic novels written according to a formula developed through market research.”

_The Gift: How the Creative Spirit Transforms the World_, by Lewis Hyde

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“Abner Marsh rapped the head of his hickory walking stick smartly on the hotel desk to get the clerk’s attention.”

_Fevre Dream_, by George R. R. Martin

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“Until the early nineteenth century few tools existed to detect a toxic substance in a corpse.”

_The Poisoner’s Handook_ by Deborah Blum.

Excellent book. Highly recommended. I’d like to see this as supplemental reading for American history courses.

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**Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/2174 "2022-09-06T20:18:43Z")

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> [@carrps](#):
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> _The Poisoner’s Handook_ by Deborah Blum.
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> Excellent book. Highly recommended. I’d like to see this as supplemental reading for American history courses.

Seconded, an excellent read.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/2175 "2022-09-07T16:23:32Z")

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“There is dust, and then there is dust.”

_Beeswing: Losing My Way and Finding My Voice 1967-1975_, by Richard Thompson

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**Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/2176 "2022-09-07T16:41:28Z")

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Ooo, I missed that he’s done an autobiography. And Beeswing is my favorite of his songs. Perfect.

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**Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/2177 "2022-09-07T20:35:02Z")

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Yeah, Beeswing is my favorite too. I highly recommend the book. My only complaint is that it ends in 1975.

Let me know what you think.

mmm

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**Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/2178 "2022-09-07T20:38:17Z")

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Maybe he’ll do a follow-up?

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That’s what I thought. But then, he just wrote “Beeswing” in 2021, so I think it’s unlikely.

Hope I’m wrong.

mmm

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**Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/2180 "2022-09-07T21:49:04Z")

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Yeah, I did notice the publication date. Maybe he felt he said all he had to say.

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“As you may know, there is an academic body called the Science Fiction Research Association.”

Benchmarks Revisited: F&SF “Books” Columns 1983-1986, by Algis Budrys. (This sentence comes from the first review, of _Bridges to Fantasy_, Slusser, Rabkin, and Scholes, eds.)

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**Post date:** [September 8, 2022, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/2182 "2022-09-08T23:43:05Z")

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“An ant and an elephant shared a romantic night together, but the next morning the ant awoke to find the elephant dead.”

_A Seal Walks Into a Club_ - Nick Harris

““Damn”, said the ant. One night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!”

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“There were no windows in the Brin 2 facility - rotation meant that ‘outside’ was always ‘down,’ underfoot, out of mind.”

_Children of Time_ by Adrian Tchaikovsky

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“Marion Adamopoulos.”

_Terminal Alliance: Book One of the Janitors of the Post-Apocalypse_ by Jim C. Hines

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Beth Cummings sat upright, lifted suddenly from sleep, and not sure why.

_Miracles on the Water_, by Tom Nagorski

(She was awakened by the torpedo that hit the ship she was on.)

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That’ll do it.

“‘I would like to be on good terms with all animals,’ remarked the woman, to her daughter.”

_Grand Union_ by Zadie Smith (This is a story collection, and this sentence comes from “The Dialectic”.)

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“It’s hard to think of a place in Wyoming where the wind doesn’t reign supreme; where the sovereignty of sound doesn’t break through the parks of the Bighorns with a hoarse-throated howl.”

_Land of Wolves_ by Craig Johnson

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“Imagine learning to talk from recordings rather than people.”

_Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language_, by Gretchen McCulloch

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**Post date:** [September 17, 2022, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/2189 "2022-09-17T16:58:56Z")

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"Once upon a time on a small, watery, excitable planet called Earth, in a small, watery, excitable country called Italy, a soft-spoken, rather nice-looking gentleman by the name of Enrico Fermi was born into a family so overprotective that he felt compelled to invent the atomic bomb. " _Space Opera_ by Cat Valente (rereading for book club)

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