# What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** books-writing-myths\
**Created:** [April 20, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858 "2017-04-20T16:51:33Z")\
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“I do not enter cities; I steal into them.”

_The Navigating Fox_, by Christopher Rowe

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“The king wishes to be cooked alive, “ the royal secretary said, accepting the proffered saucer and cup and immediately setting both aside.

_The Hexologists_, by Josiah Bancroft

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“In January of 2016 I was given an extraordinary gift.”

_The Dress Diary: Secrets From a Victorian Woman’s Wardrobe_, by Kate Strasdin.

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“His nickname was Lucky, but Second Lieutenant John Luckadoo felt anything but.”

_Damn Lucky: One Man’s Courage During the Bloodiest Military Campaign in Aviation History_

Recommended for anyone interested in the 8th Air Force’s role in the air war over Germany. A good companion read for the upcoming _Masters Of The Air_ miniseries.

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/2775 "2023-11-22T01:50:54Z")

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“Calvin Coolidge came into the world on July 4, 1872.”

_Calvin Coolidge – The Quiet President_, by Donald R. McCoy

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/2776 "2023-11-22T16:48:29Z")

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“The two suspects sat on mismatched furniture in the white and almost featureless lounge, waiting for something to happen.”

_The Eighth Detective_, by Alex Pavesi

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/2777 "2023-11-22T17:33:49Z")

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“The marvelous thing is that it’s painless,” he said. “That’s how you know when it starts.”

_The Snows of Kilimanjaro and Other Stories_ by Ernest Hemingway

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/2778 "2023-11-22T20:12:53Z")

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"Four fifty-three in the morning was too early for anything.’

_City of the Dead_ by Jonathan Kellerman

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They had assembled in a temporarily unused compartment on the hospital’s eighty-seventh level.

_The Genocidal Healer_ by James White (A “Hospital Station” novel).

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“The night was full of noises.”

_Brave the Wild River: The Untold Story of Two Women Who Mapped the Botany of the Grand Canyon_, by Melissa L. Sevigny

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“Marley was dead: To begin with.”

Charles Dickens, _A Christmas Carol_

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“His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god.”

_Lord of Light_, by Roger Zelazny

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**Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/2783 "2023-11-26T04:02:58Z")

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Love that book, my favorite Zelazny

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He preferred to drop the “Maha-” and “-atman” and go by Sam.

He never said he was a god. But then, he never said he wasn’t.

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Never mind

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“Order. ORDER!”

_This House_ by James Graham

“To the east of Cleveland, just past the ghetto, is a town with a lot of trees called Shaker Heights.”

_Little, Crazy Children_ by James Renner

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**Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/2787 "2023-11-26T21:54:31Z")

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“‘I’m an atheist, I don’t believe there is a God,’ she affirms.”

– _The Immortality Key: The Secret History of the Religion with No Name_, by Brian C. Muraresku.

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“Today he would become a god.” _Black Sun_ by Rebecca Roanhorse

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“Let’s start the way you expect a good disabled memoir or crip story to start: either with my horrible birth or my grave-brave injury.”

_Against Technoableism: Rethinking Who Needs Improvement_, by Ashley Shew

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“The cafeteria was noisy and crowded.”

_A Heart for Business_, by Adele de Leeuw

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