# What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** books-writing-myths\
**Created:** [April 20, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858 "2017-04-20T16:51:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
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“There are no vampires in Japan,” said Baron Masamichi Higurashi. “This is the position of the Emperor.” - _Anno Dracula 1899: One Thousand Monsters_ by Kim Newman

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/262 "2017-11-22T06:58:20Z")

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“Nothing ever begins.” _Weaveworld_, Clive Barker (I’m re-reading my Barkers. Soooo fucking good.)

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/263 "2017-11-22T20:41:15Z")

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“Our story begins on the ocean, with wind and rain and thunder and lightning and waves.” _The Wild Robot_ by Peter Brown.

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/264 "2017-11-22T22:52:36Z")

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_“It was the day the snow came.”_

From “The Snowman”–by Jo Nesbo

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**Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/265 "2017-11-23T00:54:31Z")

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“Kansas winked.”

_A Barnstormer In Oz_ by Philip José Farmer

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/266 "2017-11-23T01:18:58Z")

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“There are a number of smells one expects to encounter in a dungeon. Fresh rosemary generally isn’t one of them.” Clockwork Boys by T. Kingfisher.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/267 "2017-11-23T04:20:24Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> “There are a number of smells one expects to encounter in a dungeon. Fresh rosemary generally isn’t one of them.” Clockwork Boys by T. Kingfisher.

Damnit, how did you get that book so fast? Amazon says it hasn’t even shipped my copy yet, and I pre-ordered it!

And whoa, that’s quite an opening. Over on Twitter, several of her editors/advance readers have been enthusing about this book. I’m a trifle apprehensive, though, since one of the blurbs is that the reader cried so much at the end that her service dog brought all her toys over to try to cheer the reader up.

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**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/268 "2017-11-24T18:47:10Z")

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“Death came for them on electronic wings.” - _The Albino Knife_ by Steve Perry.

Every novel in the Matador series starts with some variation on the “Death came for” line, in fact.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/269 "2017-11-25T20:27:48Z")

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“The Air Force helicopter hovered a thousand feed above the ground.” _Transplant_ by Leonard Goldberg.

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**Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/270 "2017-11-25T20:41:23Z")

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Jack Torrance thought: _Officious little prick._

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/271 "2017-11-27T14:04:33Z")

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“Without a tour guide to point them out, visitors to the College would have a hard time finding the classrooms.” _Creating a Class: College Admissions and the Education of Elites_, by Mitchell L. Stevens.

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**Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/272 "2017-11-27T23:55:42Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> Damnit, how did you get that book so fast? . . . .

Patreon. 😃 Also kindle version downloads fast.

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**Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/273 "2017-11-28T02:01:18Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> “There are a number of smells one expects to encounter in a dungeon. Fresh rosemary generally isn’t one of them.” Clockwork Boys by T. Kingfisher.

Just finished that one this weekend. Long time fan of Ursula Vernon.

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**Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/274 "2017-11-28T05:57:10Z")

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> [@DZedNConfused](#):
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> Just finished that one this weekend. Long time fan of Ursula Vernon.

And the second story won’t be out until maybe February! (Faint echo of wailing and gnashing of teeth.)

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**Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/275 "2017-11-28T08:01:07Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> And the second story won’t be out until maybe February! (Faint echo of wailing and gnashing of teeth.)

That’s incredibly fast, you know. Most sequels take about a year.

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**Post date:** [December 3, 2017, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/276 "2017-12-03T09:37:27Z")

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“When I was very young and the urge to be someplace else was on me, I was assured by mature people that maturity would cure this itch.”

– _Travels with Charley in Search of America_, by John Steinbeck

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**Post date:** [December 3, 2017, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/277 "2017-12-03T11:34:54Z")

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“This tells the human story of the last border of Europe”.

_Border_, by Kapka Kassabova

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> That’s incredibly fast, you know. Most sequels take about a year.

True. And yet I’d still rather have it available now.

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**Post date:** [December 3, 2017, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/279 "2017-12-03T23:00:56Z")

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“I come from a boardwalk town where almost everything is tinged with a bit of fraud”.

- _Born To Run_, by Bruce Springsteen

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**Post date:** [December 3, 2017, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/280 "2017-12-03T23:16:24Z")

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“At 8PM local Brazil time on the evening of May 31, 2009 Air France 447 pushed back from the gate at Rio de Janerio , Brazil for a 12 hour flight to Paris, France.”

Understanding Air France 447 by Bill Palmer. This is a very good book about what happened on that tragic flight when the experienced pilots stalled an A330 at nearly 38,000 feet. The resulting crash killed everyone on board. No need to be a pilot to understand the material.

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