# What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading?

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**Tags:** books-writing-myths\
**Created:** [April 20, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858 "2017-04-20T16:51:33Z")\
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“Nice and easy. Seems like luck’s on our side for a change.”

_Serenity: No Power in the 'Verse_ by Chris Roberson and Georges Jeanty (2017)

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“Seenie!” Mary stood on the back steps of the comfortable limestone farmhouse, and her voice floated across the barnyard.

_Tree Wagon_, by Evelyn Sibley Lampman

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“An Army chaplain is a man of the cloth, but which cloth?”

_Grunt: The Curious Science of Humans at War_, by Mary Roach

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“Theirs was a land of awesome grandeur, a land of mountains and moorlands and cherished myths.”

– _Here Be Dragons_, by Sharon Kay Penman

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“It was a nice day.”

_Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch_, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman.

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2019, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/767 "2019-08-13T19:44:24Z")

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“But I put it to you, my lord, that prize-money is of essential importance to the Navy.”

_HMS Surprise_ by Patrick O’Brian (1973)

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“‘Think they might be moving,’ says a voice on the phone.”

_You’re Not Lost if You Can Still See the Truck: The Further Adventures of America’s Everyman Outdoorsman_, by Bill Heavey.

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“Heraldry, the floral border in the garden of history, is of its very nature colourful and gay.”

_Simple Heraldry_ by Iain Moncreiffe and Don Pottinger (1953)

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/770 "2019-08-20T15:01:10Z")

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Chrisjen Avasarala was dead.

Tiamat’s Wrath (The Expanse Book 8). Spoilered because it concerns a major character from the series.

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“It was the man’s ghastly expression that first drew my attention to him.”

_Conned Again, Watson: Cautionary Tales of Logic, Math, and Probability_, by Colin Bruce

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“In a forested bottomland of southeastern Connecticut, amid stony outcroppings and strewn granite boulders, lies an unusual cluster of nine beehive-like stone shelters.”

_Bunch of Amateurs: Inside America’s Hidden World of Inventors, Tinkerers, and Job Creators_, by Jack Hitt.

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**Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/773 "2019-08-23T15:15:57Z")

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Can’t do the first sentence only. Gotta quote the whole haiku.

“Two tires fly. Two wail.  
A bamboo grove, all chopped down  
From it, warring songs.”

Not great, but what do you expect from Bobby Shaftoe?

It’s August, a good month to re-read _Cryptonomicon_.

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“Never before, as he knew, had any of his countrymen set off to accomplish anything like what he had agreed to undertake - a mission that, should he succeed, could change the course of history in innumerable ways and to the long-lasting benefit of countless Americans.”

_The Pioneers_ by David McCullough (2019)

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William Donovan understood as a boy what a secure hiding place could mean to a hunted man. — _Donovan_, by Richard Dunlop

(William Donovan was one of the most decorated soldiers in WWI, and went on to create and run first the OSS in WWII and then the CIA.)

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> William Donovan understood as a boy what a secure hiding place could mean to a hunted man. — _Donovan_, by Richard Dunlop
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> (William Donovan was one of the most decorated soldiers in WWI, and went on to create and run first the OSS in WWII and then the CIA.)

Correction: he helped create the CIA, mostly behind the scenes, but he never ran it.

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“Some men are just born stupid.”

_The Red-Hot Chili Cook-Off_, by Carolyn Brown.

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“On the last day, I walked down to the harbour.”

_Long Way Round: Chasing Shadows Across The World_, by Ewan McGregor & Charlie Boorman

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> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#):
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> “Some men are just born stupid.”
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> _The Red-Hot Chili Cook-Off_, by Carolyn Brown.

Truer words have never been spoken…

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“The forest had claws and teeth.” - _Final Girls_, by Riley Sager

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“We should start back”, Gared urged as the woods began to grow dark around them.

Game of thrones

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