# What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading?

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**Created:** [April 20, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858 "2017-04-20T16:51:33Z")\
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“It might take a little while to get there, but I’ll tell you everything, and I’ll tell you the truth.”

_Magic for Liars_, by Sarah Gailey

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“A half-hour after clay McCann walked into the backwoods ranger station and turned over his still-warm weapons, after he’d announced to the startled seasonal ranger behind the desk that he’d just slaughtered four campers near Robinson Lake, the nervous ranger said, ‘Law enforcement will be here any minute, Do you want to call a lawyer?’”

_Free Fire_, by C.J. Box

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“Two chairs. Each of them dominating the painting it appears in. Positioned at an angle, touching the edges of the canvas, they have a monumental quality, and seem to be saying: ‘Go ahead, sit down.’”

_Van Gogh: The Complete Paintings_ by Ingo F. Walther and Rainer Metzger

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> _Free Fire_ , by C.J. Box

Amazon says that’s the seventh book in the series. Have you read the first six?

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Amazon says that’s the seventh book in the series. Have you read the first six?

Yes. On a recommendation, I started with #1 in June of this year. They are fast reads, maybe 4-5 hours each. Enjoyable and entertaining.

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“Dean hurries past the Phoenix Theatre, dodges a blind man in dark glasses, steps onto Charing Cross Road to overtake a slow-moving woman and pram, leaps a grimy puddle, and swerves into Denmark Street where he skids on a sheet of black ice.”

_Utopia Avenue_, by David Mitchell

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If you want to get to the beginning of the shale revolution, pick up interstate 35E out of Dallas and head north forty miles and then take the turnoff for the tiny town of Ponder  
The New Map, Energy Climate and the clash of Nations Daniel Yergin

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The story of how I started my first videogame company has become almost legendary within the gaming community, but like most legends, the version you’ve heard has probably been inflated a bit along the way.

_Sid Meier’s Memoir!_

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“A murder case is like a tree.”

– _The Law of Innocence_, by Michael Connelly

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“I am a hunter, a bestower of dignity.”

_Blood Trail_, by C.J. Box

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“Americans are ruining the English language. I know this because people go out of their way to tell me so.”

_The Prodigal Tongue: The Love-Hate Relationship Between American and British English_, by Lynne Murphy

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“One of the very first bullets comes in through the open windows above the toilet where Luca is standing.”

_American Dirt_ by Jeanine Cummins

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“Deputy White House Chief of Staff Alexander Lipsyte walked through the doorway and into the Oval Office and was surprised that the President was not at his desk. ‘Where’s the boss?’” he asked.”

_The President’s Brain is Missing_ by John Scalzi

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“In spite of the hurry, many wives and many sweethearts had come to see the ship off, and those members of her company who were not taken up with sailing her on her difficult course close-hauled to the brisk south-east breeze, watched the white flutter of their handkerchiefs far across the water until Black Point hid them entirely, shut them right out.”

_The Thirteen Gun Salute_ by Patrick O’Brian

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She was running. She was always running.

_No Known Grave_, by Maureen Jennings

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Jimmy didn’t have a watch. He liked watches well enough, but these days they were more use as currency.

_The Man on the Street_, by Trevor Wood.

(There’s a couple of books I should re-read, if only for their opening lines:

> _Earthly Powers_, by Anthony Burgess:  
> “It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me.”

> _The Towers of Trebizond_, by Rose Macaulay:  
> ““Take my camel, dear”, said my Aunt Dot, as she climbed down from this animal on her return from High Mass.”

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“My two favorite things to do with my time are helping people and looking at cat pictures.”

_Catfishing on CatNet_, by Naomi Kritzer

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Commodore Eddie Cantrell looked past the bowsprit of the USE steam cruiser _Intrepid_ into the nautical twilight brightening the eastern horizon.

_1637: No Peace Beyond the Line_ by Eric Flint and Charles E Gannon

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“When I wrote the following pages, or rather the bulk of them, I lived alone, in the woods, a mile from my neighbor, in a house which I had built myself, on the shore of Walden Pond, in Concord, Massachusetts, and earned my living by the labor of my hands only.”

_Walden_, by Henry David Thoreau

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And Thoreau often went into town to have his laundry done and to enjoy meals cooked by his sister, IIRC.

“I know a place where there is no smog and no parking problem and no population explosion… no Cold War and no H-bombs and no television commercials… no Summit Conferences, no Foreign Aid, no hidden taxes – no income tax. The climate is the sort that Florida and California claim (and neither has), the land is lovely, the people are friendly and hospitable to strangers, the women are beautiful and amazingly anxious to please. I could go back. I could…”

_Glory Road_ by Robert A. Heinlein

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