# What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** books-writing-myths\
**Created:** [April 20, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858 "2017-04-20T16:51:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2021, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1749 "2021-09-15T20:40:02Z")

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“The first person I met in England was a hallucination.”

_The Alice Code_ by Kate Quinn.

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2021, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1750 "2021-09-15T20:44:04Z")

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Wow, good one.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1751 "2021-09-17T19:24:31Z")

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“People make things.”

_Crafted: A Compendium of Crafts: New, Old, and Forgotten_, by Sally Coulthard

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1752 "2021-09-17T20:14:24Z")

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“This revolution was televised. When the six members of Monty Python embarked on their unique collaboration thirty years ago, they were reacting against what they saw as the staid, predictable formats of other comedy programs.”

_Monty Python Speaks!_ by David Morgan

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2021, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1753 "2021-09-18T20:10:48Z")

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“The truth is, she was ornery and stubborn, wouldn’t listen to anybody, and selfish beyond selfish, and filthy, caked with mud and dust, and moody; you’d better watch it or she’d knock you flat.”

_Moo_, by Sharon Creech

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2021, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1754 "2021-09-19T13:50:36Z")

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“Cheryl Schlitz feels like she’s perpetually falling.”

_The Brain That Changes Itself: Stories of Personal Triumph from the Frontiers of Brain Science_, by Norman Doidge, M.D.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1755 "2021-09-21T18:53:14Z")

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“Brutus was dead.”

_Clean Sweep_, by Ilona Andrews.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1756 "2021-09-21T23:28:38Z")

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“Brutus was dead.”

_Clean Sweep_ , by Ilona Andrews.

(Dendarii\_Dame and I are in the same book club)

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**Post date:** [September 22, 2021, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1757 "2021-09-22T14:53:52Z")

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“I should have known something was dangerously wrong long before I did.”

_Hollow Kingdom_, by Kira Jane Buxton.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2021, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1758 "2021-09-22T21:19:38Z")

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“The first sign of trouble was the exodus of young folk, the steady march of rural sons and daughters leaving the countryside for more promising futures in the Big City.”

_A Square Meal: A Culinary History of the Great Depression_, by Jane Ziegelman and Andrew Coe.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1759 "2021-09-24T05:03:05Z")

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“The date was April 14, 1912, a sinister day in maritime history, but of course the man in suite 63-65, shelter deck C, did not yet know it.”

– _The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair That Changed America_, by Erik Larson

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1760 "2021-09-24T20:28:32Z")

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“If you ask six different monks the question of which godly domain robot consciousness belongs to, you’ll get seven different answers.”

_A Psalm for the Wild Built_, by Becky Chambers.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1761 "2021-09-25T02:47:18Z")

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“Thick weather in the chops of the Channel and a dirty night, with the strong north-east wind bringing rain from the low sky and racing cloud: Ushant somewhere away on the starboard bow, the Scillies to larboard, but never a light, never a star to be seen; and no observation for the last four days.”

_The Commodore_ by Patrick O’Brian

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1762 "2021-09-25T23:17:31Z")

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“It was a gray winter Sunday when I came to the bookstore.”

_Time Was Soft There: A Paris Sojourn at Shakespeare & Co_., by Jeremy Mercer

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2021, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1763 "2021-09-26T17:29:28Z")

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“It all began with a record.”

_Fortunate Son - My Life, My Music_ by John Fogerty

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1764 "2021-09-27T16:45:17Z")

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“Sir Joseph Blaine, a heavy, yellow-faced man in a suit of grey clothes and a flannel waistcoat, walked down St James’s Street, across the park, and so to the Admiralty, which he entered from behind, opening the private door with a key and making his way to the large, shabby room in which he had his official being.”

_The Yellow Admiral_ by Patrick O’Brian

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**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1765 "2021-09-27T17:38:17Z")

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“Off there to the right–somewhere–is a large island,” said Whitney." It’s rather a mystery–"

_The Most Dangerous Game_  
by Richard Connell

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1766 "2021-09-27T19:33:43Z")

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“There’s one thing to know about me: a man in my line of work grows accustomed to drinking alone.”

_Pinebox Collins_, by Rod Miller

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1767 "2021-09-29T15:25:26Z")

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“Once there was a dragon who lived by a birdbath in a forgotten corner of Michael’s back yard.”

_A Closet for a Dragon and Other Early Tales_ by Allen L. Wold. (The sentence is from the title story, which is the first.)

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2021, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-first-sentence-from-the-book-you-are-currently-reading/784858/1768 "2021-09-30T20:24:18Z")

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“Had there been prediction markets in 1939, the odds would have favored Nazi Germany.”

_Loonshots: Nurture the Crazy Ideas That Win Wars, Cure Diseases, and Transform Industries_, by Safi Bahcall.

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