Smashing my face on a metal chair.
I was probably 3 or 4.
I was horsing around at Grandma’s house. Jumping around on furniture and whatnot in the kitchen.
There was a pound of hamburger defrosting in the microwave. I don’t know why I remember this detail.
Anyways, I jumped from a stool in front of the microwave towards a chair at the kitchen table. I misjudged though, and landed hard. My upper jaw caught the back of the chair and bore the brunt of my landing. I remember the shock of the impact very vividly, though not the pain. It broke several teeth.
I remember knowing it was serious when my grandfather held me in my lap comforting me. He’s always been a pretty emotionally aloof guy; having him try to comfort me told me (even at that age) that I was hurt pretty badly.
Later I remember being restrained in the emergency room while the doctors stitched me up. I remember screaming like a banshee.
The next day I remember being restrained again at the dentist while he surveyed the damage.
I got dentures that young because I had messed up my teeth that badly. These lasted until my adult teeth grew in. One of the broken teeth developed an abcess shortly after and I had to have a few teeth pulled. My adult teeth are mostly ok (after years of orthodontics) but the one where I struck hardest came in discolored and stunted. Also crooked - I have a permanent record of that face-smash
I brought up the incident a year ago with my grandmother. Sort of an attempt to say “Ha ha, remember when I smashed my face?”
To my surprise she started weeping. She’s a very tough lady, this caught me completely by surprise.
She said - “I remember. I’ll never forgive myself. You just kept crying. Said that you could handle the pain but just wanted ’ your tooths back’”
Strange how that seems to have hurt her more than me.