# What is the funniest post you've ever seen on SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 13, 2003, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-funniest-post-youve-ever-seen-on-sdmb/168410 "2003-04-13T07:44:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-funniest-post-youve-ever-seen-on-sdmb/168410/41 "2003-04-29T16:56:55Z")
Oh damn I found it. I can’t believe I never looked for it before. [Check it out](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1099610#post1099610). ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-funniest-post-youve-ever-seen-on-sdmb/168410/42 "2003-04-29T17:01:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JohnT \* > \*\*If I had to go with a funniest post, than LNO’s OP listed above would be my favorite, closely followed by his explanation of how he realized that Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis were not the same person. \*\* That’s the one I thought of, too. No matter how many times I read, _“I went through life thinking that “Goodness gracious great balls of HEY LAAAAAAADY!” came from the same person”_ I start laughing till I cry. No offense, **LNO.** 😛 ---
**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-funniest-post-youve-ever-seen-on-sdmb/168410/43 "2003-04-29T18:33:33Z")
[This thread by **Payton’s Servant**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=174503&highlight=shower+door) induced both hysterical laughter _and_ extreme paranoia. I shall never forget it! ---
**Author:** ![cletus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@cletus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cletus)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-funniest-post-youve-ever-seen-on-sdmb/168410/44 "2003-04-29T23:05:16Z")
Well **Baker** , I found the [prehensile rectum](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80957&highlight=prehensile+rectum) thread for ya. I must say this was one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. I was near the point of hysteria as I was reading :). Just the mental image of ‘_there was a nearly dime sized spatter of shit on the ceiling_’ had me gasping for breath. **Billy Rubin** did have a good point later on too. How exactly do you get shit _in front_ of you? ---
**Author:** ![Payton\_s\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Payton\_s\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payton_s_Servant)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-funniest-post-youve-ever-seen-on-sdmb/168410/45 "2003-04-29T23:54:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MeanOldLady \* > \*\*Aggh, why damn my Godforsaken curiosity lead me toward that thread? I have a _ **HORRIBLE** _ case of arachnophobia. Oh God, oh God, oh God, now I’m going to be paranoid for the next 6 days. \*\* You are most welcome. Hey, what’s that on your shoulder?😛 D&R ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-funniest-post-youve-ever-seen-on-sdmb/168410/46 "2003-04-30T00:28:58Z")
Thank you **cletus** , for finding that thread! ---
**Author:** ![cletus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@cletus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cletus)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-funniest-post-youve-ever-seen-on-sdmb/168410/47 "2003-04-30T02:26:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*I’m thinking you’re a fucking three headed mutant if you don’t want to drop trou and make love to KFC’s crispy strips, the finest chicken strips in the world. > > Followed very very closely by Arby’s.\*\* Oh come on! KFC crispy strips aren’t THAT good. However, they’re worth it just for this funny ass post. I personally prefer Arby’s to KFC but I guess to each their own. :shrug: P.S. No problem **Baker** :D. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-funniest-post-youve-ever-seen-on-sdmb/168410.md?page=2)