What is the gender ratio of the people working in Cecil Adams' employ?

[VinylTurnip]

@SDMBKL

No, it’s not. Read the FAQ.

http://www.straightdope.com/pages/faq/cecil

It says explicitly that Cecil Adams knows everything. Cecil may not have written the statement, but if the staff claims it and is wrong, then there is a contradiction.

The legend is true! You are HE, the one foretold, who shall find the CONTRADICTION… my body disintegrates already, do you not also feel it? Even the banned have been resurrected! Into Thy hands we are thus commended, O Cecil!

[pravnik]

@Una_Persson

Cecil is not a myth.

No he’th not! He’th a mythter, sythter! <snap>
ETA: Ya’ll thtole my joke.

[spankthecrumpet]

@SDMBKL

Call the following far-fetched

The following is far-fetched:

@SDMBKL

, but here’s my guess, if Colibri did imply something religious.

“For the LORD thy God blesseth thee, as he promised thee: and thou shalt lend unto many nations, but thou shalt not borrow; and thou shalt reign over many nations, but they shall not reign over thee.”

Interpretation: Your god blesses you for the lord, as he has promised you: and you shall lend to many nations, but you shall not borrow [anything from them]; and you shall rule over many nations, but they shall not rule over you.

My best guess is that it is talking about Divine Right, or in this case, the Divine Right of the administrators and moderators to rule over their loyal subjects of the Straight Dope Message Board. The administrators and moderators should help the many nations, or in this case, the loyal subjects, but they may not receive any help from the subjects because they are intellectually and morally superior than the subjects. Based on knowledge, the administrators and moderators are allowed to rule over the subjects, but the reverse is not permitted.

Glad to be of assistance. Although the post does rather stand for itself, in terms of being far fetched. It doesn’t need to be pointed out.

[Senegoid]

Cecil who is claimed to be the smartest person in the world (or was he merely claimed to be the smartest man in the world?) must contend with the ever-present competition of that other pretender, arch-rival and nemesis Marilyn!

Yet, C has even deferred to M having once (at least) cited her in one of his columns. (Sorry, haven’t been able to find it in the searches, but I swear I read it once.)