# What is the Giraffe Board

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 3, 2010, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469 "2010-02-03T01:52:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/1 "2010-02-03T01:52:43Z")

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For some reasons I searched on Google “Curtis LeMay Straight Dope Message Board”, one of the results I got was a thread on Giraffe Board entitled the “Most Annoying SDMB Poster”. So what’s that forum all about anyways?

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/2 "2010-02-03T01:56:35Z")

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It’s a spin-off board started by former Pit moderator **Giraffe** last year in the wake of an unpopular set of new rules here.

ETA - The SDMB was gracious about it and even let **Giraffe** publicize it here.

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**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/3 "2010-02-03T02:10:36Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> It’s a spin-off board started by former Pit moderator **Giraffe** last year in the wake of an unpopular set of new rules here.
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> ETA - The SDMB was gracious about it and even let **Giraffe** publicize it here.

Was the Giraffe banned? Is it more trollish than here?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/4 "2010-02-03T02:12:35Z")

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**Giraffe** was not banned. If you are curious, go check [it](http://www.giraffeboards.com/index.php) out.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/5 "2010-02-03T02:19:25Z")

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Moved Cafe Society --\> MPSIMS.

**Curtis** , if you’re curious about a different message board, it makes much more sense for you to visit that message board rather than ask us about it.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/6 "2010-02-03T02:20:40Z")

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You can in fact belong to both boards or not. You won’t get banned at either for that.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/7 "2010-02-03T02:23:10Z")

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> [@Curtis LeMay](#):
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> Was the Giraffe banned? Is it more trollish than here?

There are considerably fewer rules, which is both good and bad. I liked the **Giraffe** board and spent some time there in the beginning, but the Dope’s superior numbers and greater activity kept me here for the most part and eventually I stopped going there. **Giraffe** did a great job with it, IMO, but it just never developed the horsepower we have here.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/8 "2010-02-03T02:26:41Z")

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The mods there are really jerks.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/9 "2010-02-03T02:29:04Z")

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> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
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> You can in fact belong to both boards or not. You won’t get banned at either for that.

That’s just what they want you to think.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/10 "2010-02-03T02:30:54Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> The mods there are really jerks.

QFT.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/11 "2010-02-03T02:45:23Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> The mods there are really jerks.

No u.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/12 "2010-02-03T02:49:26Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> The mods there are really jerks.

Boy and how! Especially that one called **Fenris** –what a tool!  
Oops…

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/13 "2010-02-03T02:57:46Z")

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I think I may have registered over there after a couple of sodey pops one night. And then I think I may have checked back after a couple of weeks, and none of the threads on the front page of any forum had changed. I need more traffic than thah in muh messij bordz (but the much advertised “less AIDS” benefit of the Giraffe board was nice).

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/14 "2010-02-03T03:12:17Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> …I need more traffic than thah in muh messij bordz …

Yeah, same thing with the other spinoff message board, now called [Mellophant](http://www.mellophant.com/forums/)\*. I think we’re spoiled here with the good traffic, but also a lack of idiocy that plagues more prominent boards like Something Awful.

\*: I’ve got to start my own boards and add to the African Safari of spinoff message boards we’ve got going.

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**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/15 "2010-02-03T03:15:23Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> I think I may have registered over there after a couple of sodey pops one night.

We were wondering if that was you or a sock. Any excuse to drink Scotch. 😛

Oh yeah, the GB mods are drunk half the time too.

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/16 "2010-02-03T03:24:51Z")

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> [@HongKongFooey](#):
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> We were wondering if that was you or a sock. Any excuse to drink Scotch. 😛
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> Oh yeah, the GB mods are drunk half the time too.

Yeah, I remember a good scotch thread going on. I may visit over there again the next time the haters get me down.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/17 "2010-02-03T03:27:14Z")

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> [@HongKongFooey](#):
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> We were wondering if that was you or a sock. Any excuse to drink Scotch. 😛
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> Oh yeah, the GB mods are drunk half the time too.

I’d like you to name me one member of GB who isn’t drunk on a regular basis.

Also, Curtis, this is exactly the sort of thing that got you listed in that Annoying posters thread, FYI.

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**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/18 "2010-02-03T03:28:20Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> I’d like you to name me one member of GB who isn’t drunk on a regular basis.

I’m drunk now.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/19 "2010-02-03T03:30:37Z")

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SHHH, do you wanna get this thread locked!?

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-giraffe-board/527469/20 "2010-02-03T03:34:18Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> The mods there are really jerks.

But they have huge…wait no, and Raffers can say words like—nevermind.

> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> There are considerably fewer rules, which is both good and bad. I liked the **Giraffe** board and spent some time there in the beginning, but the Dope’s superior numbers and greater activity kept me here for the most part and eventually I stopped going there. **Giraffe** did a great job with it, IMO, but it just never developed the horsepower we have here.

I like both boards for different reasons, GB is quite a bit more relaxed and fun, but as you said, it just doesn’t quite have the numbers that the Dope does. I still post here plenty, especially when it’s a need answer fast type question or when it’s something overly technical since a lot of threads quickly dissolve into inside jokes, non-sequitors and general giddiness. Unless of course it’s a computer question, then we got 7 or whatever his name is today.  
ETA Oh, and legal and medical type questions are kosher over there.

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