# What Is The Job On Earth With Least  Active Occupants?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-job-on-earth-with-least-active-occupants/655405>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 11, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-job-on-earth-with-least-active-occupants/655405 "2013-04-11T14:44:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-job-on-earth-with-least-active-occupants/655405/21 "2013-04-11T19:12:02Z")

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> Master Distillers? Jack Daniels has had only 7 in their 146 year history.

Doesn’t every other distiller have someone with that same title/function?

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-job-on-earth-with-least-active-occupants/655405/22 "2013-04-11T19:14:58Z")

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> [@leftfield6](#):
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> Doesn’t every other distiller have someone with that same title/function?

There are other distillers?

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**Author:** ![eltro102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@eltro102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eltro102)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-job-on-earth-with-least-active-occupants/655405/23 "2013-04-11T20:18:17Z")

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people who know the coca-cola recipe - 2 (allegedly)

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-job-on-earth-with-least-active-occupants/655405/24 "2013-04-11T21:57:44Z")

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Pharaoh.

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-job-on-earth-with-least-active-occupants/655405/25 "2013-04-12T00:43:49Z")

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Jobs with the least active occupants … hmmm, lemme see … mattress tester? Yoga designer? Stunt double on “CSI: Coma”?

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-job-on-earth-with-least-active-occupants/655405/26 "2013-04-12T00:57:48Z")

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> There are other distillers?

One or two. None that run folksy TV ads, AFAIK.

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-job-on-earth-with-least-active-occupants/655405/27 "2013-04-12T01:08:25Z")

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Face transplant specialist.

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**Author:** ![Mdcastle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@Mdcastle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mdcastle)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-job-on-earth-with-least-active-occupants/655405/28 "2013-04-12T02:18:58Z")

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General of the Armies.

Pershing it the only person to have the title while alive, although Washington was honored posthumously

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-job-on-earth-with-least-active-occupants/655405/29 "2013-04-12T02:24:49Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> Well, no, you’re grossly underestimating the number of people who have been to the bottom of the Trench.
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> Oh, wait… you mean “and came back.” Sorry.

OTOH those that did not come back could certainly be described as “least active” in their occupation of the trench.

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**Author:** ![DrumBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@DrumBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrumBum)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-job-on-earth-with-least-active-occupants/655405/30 "2013-04-12T12:46:30Z")

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What about our Perfect Master ? There is only one, right ?

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-job-on-earth-with-least-active-occupants/655405/31 "2013-04-12T20:02:47Z")

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> [@Askance](#):
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> Jobs with the least active occupants … hmmm, lemme see … mattress tester? Yoga designer? Stunt double on “CSI: Coma”?

I was going to suggest sloth trainer or cadaver butler. Wouldn’t think they would have to be very active.

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