# What is the Mission of the SDope?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [November 13, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817 "2011-11-13T18:40:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/61 "2011-11-16T00:24:31Z")

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> [@SeaCanary](#):
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> My WAG is the OP is drunk when she posts.

Well, that’s certainly a method, of sorts.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/62 "2011-11-16T04:50:43Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> Speaking of which, where is my mug?

You have to get enough Pit Points in order to qualify.

Seriously, they’re sent out every so often, and you’ll get yours the next time the PTB get around to noticing we have some new mods that don’t have mugs. Or When The Stars Are Right, whichever comes first.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/63 "2011-11-16T06:59:16Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Is this code for pee/poop in the 23rd century?

Leak? I’m not detecting any leak.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/64 "2011-11-16T14:23:44Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Leak? I’m not detecting any leak.

We nee you to participate in the _Survivor_ threads if you haven’t already!

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/65 "2011-11-16T15:57:57Z")

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> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#):
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> I think it was code for pee/poop in the 19th century! 🆒

Still, I can’t help but hear Picard talking to his willy in the midst of a Borg attack. Which explains why we never saw him piss himself, and why Riker was always on his toes.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/66 "2011-11-16T16:04:12Z")

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> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> Sorry, didn’t see you query from before which was:
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> I don’t know and really can’t speculate except to say that it is my understanding that click-through rates are not high paying.

I seem to remember Ed saying they weren’t. Unfortunately, I don’t remember exactly how he said it, so I can’t search for it.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/67 "2011-11-16T16:33:23Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> Speaking of which, where is my mug?

I know, I whiffed on this one. I’m working on it now.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/68 "2011-11-16T17:12:30Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> We nee you to participate in the _Survivor_ threads if you haven’t already!

Nope. I have never watched Survivor and it holds zero interest for me. Sorry about that.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/69 "2011-11-16T17:44:36Z")

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> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> I know, I whiffed on this one. I’m working on it now.

The mugs are hand made?

/jealous

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/70 "2011-11-16T19:45:26Z")

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They have to be flown to each of our staffers as well. My arms are really tired after that.

🙂

No, I meant to send the list to Ed and I thought I did and it turned out I didn’t. Shi–stuff happens sometimes. In the meantime I am endlessly tortured by the prospect of really nice people drinking their coffee out of their cupped hands because they have no mugs.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/71 "2011-11-16T20:08:46Z")

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I treasure my SD mug. I got it awarded to me special for performance above and beyond the call of ordinary duty, which of course means it involved squid. But that was only the beginning.

But I fear I’ve said too much already…

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/72 "2011-11-16T20:20:27Z")

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> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> I don’t know and really can’t speculate except to say that it is my understanding that click-through rates are not high paying.

Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/73 "2011-11-16T21:41:30Z")

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I should get a mug for just being me.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/74 "2011-11-16T23:03:04Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> I should get a mug for just being me.

One of the reasons I got my mug was for being you, so you’re out of luck now. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/75 "2011-11-16T23:23:08Z")

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> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> 1. Message board staffers are not paid. (Unless you count the coffee mug.)

Mind you, it’s a very good mug. I still use mine every second or third day, and the pictures haven’t worn off or anything. (I am still allowed to use it, aren’t I? As long as I’m not trying to get backstage at a Cecil Adams lecture? 🙂 )

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/76 "2011-11-17T00:07:16Z")

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I’ll second that. I’m the last thing from a moderator - and I think the reason I never dedicated myself to being the type of poster the SDMB would even think about considering for moderation duties is because I already got a mug, from some kind soul in an SDMB white elephant exchange. You can blame that person for me being an occasional unsufferable prick around here.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/77 "2011-11-17T00:34:02Z")

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I blame Slug’s graphic. It does things to people.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/78 "2011-11-17T01:18:11Z")

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Am I the only one that drinks their coffee right out of the carafe?

I’d like an SD Coffee Bong™, too.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/79 "2011-11-17T02:06:02Z")

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I broke my mug!

And my coffee cup, too.

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**Author:** ![Jinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Jinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jinx)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-mission-of-the-sdope/602817/80 "2011-11-17T02:41:56Z")

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I don’t want to prolong this argument. Just saying, if I wanted Google’s opinion, I’d go to Google, If I wanted to ask Jeeves, I would, and if I want to hear the Straight Dope as a paying customer, I should be allowed to do so too. At least my posts are not in the gutter.  
SDMB needs a niche esp stemming from a newspaper. Yeah, there’s a prolific business. :rolleyes: SMDB (i.e., Chicago’s City Paper) profits from, hmm, selling out server space? Nnn? (A little Church Lady inflection here.)

Well, that’s what Wikipedia and my Magic 8 Ball tell me, so there you have it. And, if it’s on the internet, it must be true!

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