# What is the most bizarre fetish you've known someone to have? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 25, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866 "2004-04-25T02:05:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/61 "2004-04-30T13:35:15Z")
> [@tanstaafl](#): > > I’ve been in the odd state of being in tears, begging for them to stop and being incredibly aroused all at the same time. Don’t know quite how to explain that one. Obviously you’ve forgotten the safe word. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/62 "2004-04-30T19:18:45Z")
Searchwords Used: “Bee Sting” or “Wasp sting” fetish and jar. Figure the rest out for yourselves. I always said I wanted to try it just once - but was worried it could be my last. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/63 "2004-04-30T19:32:02Z")
> [@Sample\_the\_Dog](#): > > So _that’s_ how you got the handle! An ironic comment, considering _your_ handle. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mailman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@mailman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mailman)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/64 "2004-05-01T00:59:49Z")
I’m embarrassed by how vanilla what I was _going_ to post was. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/65 "2004-05-16T19:53:53Z")
> [@sunfish](#): > > _:: looks down at her blue and yellow flowered jammies ::_ > > So, **TM** , how _YOU_ doin’? 😃 Blue and yellow? My favorite colors. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/66 "2004-05-16T22:23:17Z")
How about this? A guy who apparently gets off on sniffing unsuspecting guys’ butts. Go to the middle of the page under Wednesday, May 5. [http://www.thestranger.com/current/last\_days.html](http://www.thestranger.com/current/last_days.html) ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/67 "2004-05-16T22:54:39Z")
> [@mailman](#): > > I’m embarrassed by how vanilla what I was _going_ to post was. Did it involve knocking twice? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/68 "2004-05-17T14:49:41Z")
I can’t believe I’m still reading this. I must admit though, some of you may agree with me, that sitting on the Tube (London Underground) gets me horny. I guess it’s the vibrations and the rocking, you know. I’d probably do it on a Tube if I had a willing participant. Also: > [@missbunny](#): > > I feel like a jaded old broad. There’s not one single fetish or unusual sexual practice here that fazes me at all. I’ve seen them all and know people who do much, much “worse.” > [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > There was a thread a while back about a guy who wanted to kill and eat a willing victim. He actually found someone (a co-worker of a Doper) to be “volunarily canabalized.” That doesn’t faze you? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/45deac/32.png) [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/69 "2004-05-17T14:56:21Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > A gay man I know once got picked up by a wealthy middle-aged man on a visit to San Francisco. They went back to the older guy’s place and retired to his mirror-lined bedroom for some “relations.” Turns out that what the older guy wanted was to run around the room, naked and masturbating, while the younger guy threw women’s purses at him. He had quite a collection of them expressly for the purpose. Picture the above in super slow motion. Erection bobbing under a pale white pot belly covered with hair. A purse flies through the air, hitting him in the chest. He throws back his head and a smile of esctasy bursts forth. Another purse strikes him. His buttocks quiver, the muscles prisoners of a primal need. One more is all it will take. The purse bounces off his face. He freezes in place… Perhaps I should stop. I don’t wish to come under the baleful gaze of a moderator. ---
**Author:** ![Saintly\_Loser](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saintly_loser/32/4045_2.png) [@Saintly\_Loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saintly_Loser)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/70 "2004-05-17T16:37:42Z")
> [@NotBob13](#): > > not really a fetish, but an intense intrest: > > I get off on making someone wait to pee, particularly to the point they can’t wait anymore, and wet them selves. kinda a cross 'tween BD and watersports. I had a girlfriend a few years back who enjoyed this (being on the receiving end, not making anyone wait). She got really excited by wetting herself. I could never figure out the cause of this. I’m not sure she could either, but I asked her once, and she said that she thought it might be because as a child, she was first aware of pleasant sensations “down there” when she wet herself. It was interesting to me that I came to enjoy this too. I think it was some sort of transference, so to speak – my theory is that what I really liked about it was her excitement, not the peeing part itself. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/71 "2004-05-17T17:33:37Z")
> [@LMM](#): > > It was interesting to me that I came to enjoy this too. I think it was some sort of transference, so to speak – my theory is that what I really liked about it was her excitement, not the peeing part itself. I think there may actually be quite a bit to this. My sweetie loves painting my toenails. I never thought much about it before; it was just something I got done whenever I had a pedicure. But, when he does it, I swear it’s one of the most erotic things I have ever had done to me. Why? All I can think is that it’s exciting for him, and that’s exciting to me. ---
**Author:** ![NotBob13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e19b73/32.png) [@NotBob13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotBob13)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/72 "2004-05-18T16:16:47Z")
> [@LMM](#): > > …It was interesting to me that I came to enjoy this too. I think it was some sort of transference, so to speak – my theory is that what I really liked about it was her excitement, not the peeing part itself. My Ex-wife got me into this. It started out as me doing this for her, just cause it excited her, and then I got into it myself. Eventually It may become a full blown fetish. ---
**Author:** ![Lobelia\_Overhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@Lobelia\_Overhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobelia_Overhill)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/73 "2004-05-18T20:23:39Z")
I’d like to know if this one has a name … several men have contacted me online because I’m tall, all wanting to know if I could pick them up and carry them around like they were a toddler … 😕 I’ve also been hit on by men with a thing about being shrunken to a few inches tall and carried around … 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/74 "2004-05-18T22:29:17Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Personally I dont’ get the foot fetish. I can see or almost see the just about any other fetish but foot-toe sucking et al I just can’t seem to get my head around. Foot fetishines made a lot more sense to me after I heard on Nova that the parts of your brain that deal with sensation in the feet are right next to the parts of the brain that deal with sensation in the genitals. When these regions are close together, there can be some intermingling of neurons and signals. There’s even more interesting information in the program’s [online supplement.](http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/mind/note_nf3.html) ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/75 "2004-05-19T03:46:14Z")
::significant blushing:: Umm, the needing-to-pee thing, and the wetting thing? Well, there was a time before I knew anything about the erotic world (even if I did know about the plumbing) and what I knew about girls getting wet _there_ was for presumably obvious reasons urinary. Similarly, what I knew about loss of control _there_ was again in the same context. I’ve never wanted to get peed on or pee on somebody, have no interest in watching anyone pee, have no interest in pee itself, but there are some carryover ghosts of what was essentially erotic for me as an ignorant kid, having to do with needing to pee and pants-wetting. ::looks around to see if anyone is pointing and laughing:: ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/76 "2004-05-19T04:11:41Z")
I’ve encountered several people online who claimed interesting fetishes: 1. A guy who liked to be encased in plaster of paris and concrete and making videos of himself as it set. Someone asked him, “don’t you get burns from heat of hydration?” and he said, “Yeah, but it’s worth it.” 2. A guy was looking for videos of barefoot women stomping down on the accelerator pedals of cars. 3. This one isn’t all that weird in my opinion, but hasn’t bene mentioned yet: yaoi. (Don’t google it from work, folks). Porn about handsome young guys typically with angular figures who are attracted to same. What makes it weird is, there are a lot of straight women that I know who are into it. ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/77 "2004-05-19T15:45:16Z")
Like **mailman** , what I considered posting as I opened up this thread is so tame and innocuous that I’d be embarrassed. How strange is that? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/78 "2004-05-19T17:19:05Z")
> [@Evil One](#): > > I don’t wish to come under the baleful gaze of a moderator. I dunno. Sounds like that would be pretty tame as far as fetishes go. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/45deac/32.png) [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/79 "2004-05-19T17:43:38Z")
That was the best laugh of the day, Mullinator. Thank you. I can see a moderator now…arms crossed and scowling. The excitement builds… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866/80 "2004-05-19T18:12:11Z")
From the movie **Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back** : **HOOKER 1** _Hey, little man. You want some of this?_ **HOOKER 2** \*How about you, Big Boy? \* **HOOKER 1** _If you’ve got fifty bucks we can get nasty._ **JAY** _Oh yeah? How nasty?_ **HOOKER 2** \*As nasty as you wanna be, poppie. \* \*\*JAY \*\* \*Alright–first, I’ll want to tongue your bung while you juggle my balls in one hand and play with my asshole with the other. But don’t stick you finger in. Then. I’ll wanna pinky you and put it in your friend’s brown, while Silent Bob spanks into a Dixie cup. After that, I’ll wanna smell your titties, for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick, so it looks like a Bullfrog. Then I want you to flick at my nuts while your friend spanks me into the same Dixie cup Silent Bob jizzed in. Then we throw the Dixie cup out. \* The Hookers look at him, dumbfounded, Then– **HOOKER 1** \*Oh, that’s it honey. I quit. \* (walking away) \*This job just passed the point of no return. \* **HOOKER 2** (to Jay) \*You one fucked up puppy, poppie. \* **JAY** (watching them go) \*What?! You said ‘nasty’? \* (shakes his head; to Bob) \*Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck up. \* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-fetish-youve-known-someone-to-have/241866.md?page=5)