# What Is The Most Bizarre Sexual Request You've Received From A Partner? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 15, 2006, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766 "2006-08-15T03:24:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Licentious_Ectomorph)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/21 "2006-08-15T16:50:23Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo] What, if I may ask, is a BDSM potluck? I’ve got the mental image of someone showing up at the door in a leather dominatrix outfit carrying a whip and a green bean casserole. [/QUOTE] I went to a BDSM picnic over the weekend, and that’s pretty much exactly it. I brought a four-bean salad. 😃 And no, I’m _not_ kidding. ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/22 "2006-08-15T16:53:36Z")
[QUOTE=lisacurl] That would never work in our house… it would degenerate into slapstick. “We are so poor we don’t eeeven haff a language… just a stooopeeed acksent!” [/QUOTE] Just like > [@](#): > > It’s Good to be the King! ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/23 "2006-08-15T17:01:29Z")
My husband made a request maybe five years ago and I just finally got the nerve to do it this past weekend. It involved a certain type of thermometer. I kind of think he’d forgotten ever asking, but he didn’t seem to dislike it. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/24 "2006-08-15T17:05:50Z")
[QUOTE=Sean Factotum] I met a girl at the Rainbow Bar. She asked me if I’d beat her. She took me back to the Hyatt House … I don’t want to talk about it. [/QUOTE] Poor poor pitiful you. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/25 "2006-08-15T17:13:08Z")
Licentous Ectomorph: > [@](#): > > I brought a four-bean salad. Do you season that with 1,333-Island dressing? ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/26 "2006-08-15T17:14:20Z")
[QUOTE=Larry Mudd] #1: Wear her late father’s clothes. Ewww ewwww ewww ewww ewww. [/QUOTE] Now she talks about her ex nonstop, but I don’t mind But when she calls out his name in bed That’s where I draw the line You told me a hundred times how your father left and he’s gone But I wish you wouldn’t call me daddy When we’re gettin’ it on ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/27 "2006-08-15T17:15:01Z")
I had a sexual partner who didn’t like it when I got up after coming to use the bathroom. She wanted me to pee in her instead. Not on her. IN her. ---
**Author:** ![Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Licentious_Ectomorph)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/28 "2006-08-15T17:15:42Z")
[QUOTE=cmkeller] Do you season that with 1,333-Island dressing? [/QUOTE] I don’t get it… 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/29 "2006-08-15T17:15:51Z")
Never shocked, baffled, or weirded out. I guess I’m not easily shockable. Surprised, yes. Oh yes. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/30 "2006-08-15T17:19:38Z")
[QUOTE=SHAKES] I just admited on this board ,not too long ago, that one lady friend of mine wanted me to put on a dress. I obliged. I couldn’t for the life of me keep a straight face tho". On the flip side; I once asked this muslim girl I was dating to put on that hood thingy they wear as she gave me a BJ. She did and now I’m pretty sure I’m going to the 9th circle of Hell. [/QUOTE] **SHAKES** , I’ve just checked with my Uncle Lucy down in Hell, and you’ll be happy to know you’re NOT going to hell for that. You’re going to hell for many other reasons. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/31 "2006-08-15T18:51:45Z")
I don’t know if it was a request or just something she said… like her catchphrase or what not… but we were in coitus… I was finishing up… she knew I was speeding up to arrive… and as I was arriving… she screamed “Stick it in my ass!” in the most Rosie Perez-ish voice possible. I honestly didn’t know what to do… I certainly WOULD have if she had said it a little earlier but…ummm… there was no time for that…and she never mentioned anything about it again… The voice… completely unlike her regular voice… is what made it really bizarre. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/32 "2006-08-15T18:55:20Z")
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] **SHAKES** , I’ve just checked with my Uncle Lucy down in Hell, and you’ll be happy to know you’re NOT going to hell for that. You’re going to hell for many other reasons. 🆒 [/QUOTE] Uncle Lucy? Was he the one married to **SHAKES** ’ Aunt Ricky? ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/33 "2006-08-15T18:57:30Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] Uncle Lucy? Was he the one married to **SHAKES** ’ Aunt Ricky? [/QUOTE] Lucy being short for Lucifer. Sometimes I don’t know why I even bother with the smartassedness. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/34 "2006-08-15T19:00:31Z")
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] Lucy being short for Lucifer. Sometimes I don’t know why I even bother with the smartassedness. [/QUOTE] OH **Skald**! WHY CAN’T I SING AT THE CLUB?!? WAAAAAAA! 😃😃😃😛😛😛 ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/35 "2006-08-15T19:13:27Z")
It weirded me out the first time my ex requested that I call him “Daddy”. Since then, I got used to it and notice many, many guys like it. Go figure. The weirdest probably has to be the guy that said he was into choking- me choking him, him choking me. For me, I found I like to just have the guy’s hands around my neck, but still be able to breath fully (it’s hot because he’s all strong and manly 😉 ), but he actually liked me to make it so he couldn’t breath. That was. . . odd. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/36 "2006-08-15T19:27:08Z")
Public sex. I once had a girlfriend who liked to do the deed in public places. I guess the thrill of being caught turned her on. But I gotta admit - getting a BJ in a sleeping bag in a room with probably 40 or 50 other people in it was sorta unique. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/37 "2006-08-15T19:37:05Z")
A lot girls like to call me daddy. I just accept it now. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/38 "2006-08-15T19:46:18Z")
[QUOTE=RealityChuck] Poor poor pitiful you. [/QUOTE] These youngs girls won’t let me be. I can onestly say I have never had any woman ask me to do anything weird. Guess it comes with me being me. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/39 "2006-08-15T19:56:19Z")
[QUOTE=Licentious Ectomorph] I don’t get it… 😕 [/QUOTE] While I’m sure there’s such a thing a four-bean salad, the more common “x-bean salad” is three-bean salad. And of course, Thousand Island dressing is a very common salad dressing. So three-bean salad :: Thousand Island dressing, four-bean salad :: 1,333 Island dressing. Not my best attempt at humor, I guess. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766/40 "2006-08-15T19:58:15Z")
[QUOTE=Licentious Ectomorph] I don’t get it… 😕 [/QUOTE] Three bean salad is a typical pot-luck dish. I’ve never heard of “four bean salad”. So the idea is that four-thirds of a three bean salad would be served with four-thirds of a thousand island dressing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-most-bizarre-sexual-request-youve-received-from-a-partner/368766.md?page=3)